The Canonical List of
Weird Band Names
The Peculiar and the Profane
These are names of actual bands, past and present.
Updated 7/19/98. There are currently 1,230 band
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A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce
A Boy Named Gomer
Above Average Weight Band
Abracadaver
Abstract Evil Barbie
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake
Accidental Goat Sodomy
Adickdid
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
The Advil Monkeys
Affordable Floors
Afghanistan Banana Stand
Aggressive Crotch Display
Agnes Morehead
Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Alien Sex Fiend
All You Can Eat
The Amazing Embarrasonic Human Karaoke Machine
Amberham Lincoln
Amputatoe
Amputee
and the Eunichs
Anal Babes
Anal Beard Barbers
Anal Cunt
Anal Genocide
Anal Sadist
Anal Sausage
Ancient Chinese Penis
An Emotional Fish
Angry Samoans
Anus the Menace
Appalachian Death Ride
Apocolypse Hoboken
The Archbishop's Enema Fetish
Are These My Pants?
The Armadildoes
Armageddon Dildos
Armpit
Arm the Homeless
Arthur Loves Plastic
Ashtray Babyhead
Ashtray Boy
The Ass Baboons of Venus
Ass Ponys
Assrash
Ass Solvent
Assuck
Asylum Street Spankers
Attila The Stockbroker
Baby Shit Brown
Badical Turbo Radness
The Bad Livers
Bad Mutha Goose
Baldilocks
Baloney Ponys
Banana Blender Surprise
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
A Band Named Bob
Band Over
Band That Shot Liberty Valence
Bang Gang
Barbara's Bush
Barbeque Bob and the Spare Ribs
Barbie Bones
Barefoot Hockey Goalie
Barenaked Ladies
Barf
Barnyard Ballers
Barnyard Slut
Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
Barry White Boys
Bassholes
The Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash
Bearded Clams
Bearded Itchy Lover
Beast Penis
Beats the Hell Out of Me
Bedwetter
Beef Masters
The Bendy Monsters
Ben Wa and the Blue Balls
Bertha Does Moosejaw
Bertha's Mule
Betty Ford
Betty's Fish Bag
Betty's Not a Vitamin
Beverley Beer Bellies
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Big Ass Truck
Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
Big Bird's Turds
Big Black Nun
Big Blow and the Bushwackers
Big Daddy Cumbuckets
Big Dead Fish
Big Dick and the Extenders
Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
Big Fish Ensemble
Big In Iowa
Big White Undies
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
Bimbo Toolshed
Bindle Blaster and the Big Stub Disaster
Bionic Roomate
Birth Hole
Bitch Slap
Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas
Bizarr Sex Trio [sic]
The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
Black Leather Agenda
Black Leather Jesus
Bleeding Rectum
Blew Willie
Bloated Scrotum
Bloated Tick
Blonder Tongue
Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
Bloody Mess and the Scabs
Bloody Stools
Blow Job Queen
Blow Monkeys
Blown Apart Bastards
Blue Balls Deluxe
Boba Fett Youth
Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
Body Falling Down Stairs
Boiled Angel
Bolt Upright and the Erections
Bondage A Go Go
Bonedaddys
Boner Donors
Bongwater
Bongzilla
Bordering On Retarded
Boris the Sprinkler
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
Bowling for Larva
BowWowWowHaus
The Boxing Ghandis
Boy Scouts of Annihilation
Bozo Porno Circus
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Bright Blue Gorilla
Brown Lobster Tank
Brutis Bit Me
Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys
Bullwinkel Gandhi
Brutal Juice
Brutal Noodle
Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
Buddha Thunkit
Bulimia Banquet
Bumgravy
The Bumpin' Uglies
Bunchoffuckingoofs
Burger Pimp
Burning Lesbians
Burning Sofa #10
Burn Your Tongue
The Bus Station Loonies
Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
Butt Jowl Picnic
Butthole Surfers
Butt Savages
Buttsteak
Butt Trumpet
Caltransvestites
Cancer Bunny
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Cannibal Elvis
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
Captain Drinking Binge
Carnage Asada
Car Sickness
Castration Squad
Cat Butt
Cat Rapes Dog
Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine
Celebrity Skin
Cervix Couch
Ces Jacuzzi and the Slumlords
Cheap Trucker's Speed
Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers
Cherokee Sex Workshop
Cherry Coke Enema
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Cher UK
Chewbacca Plaid Cock
Chia Pet
The Chicken Charmers
Chickens On Smack
Children of the Vending Machine
Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
Christ On a Crutch
Christ On a Stick
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Circle Jerks
Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
Clitaurus Rex
Clown Meat
Clowns For Progress
Clusterfuck
Cobaine's Brains
Cocknoose
Coconut Dwarf Assault
Coffin Break
Colon On The Cob
Colostomy Grab-Bag
Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
Coolie and the Sex Crimes
The Couch Slugs
Corpses as Bedmates
Cortizone 5
Crack and the Drug Sniffin' Dogs
Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
Craven Morehead
Crazy Evelyn
Crazy Little White Guy
Crazy Taco Cafeteria
Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup
The Creation of the Universe Was a Beautiful Thing
Crew Slut
Crispy Ambulance
Crocheted Doughnut Ring
Crosseyed Chicken
The Crucifucks
Crushed Infant
Crybabies With Brassholes
Crystal Shit
Cultivated Bimbo
Cum Dumpster
The Cunning Runts
Cunts With Attitude
Curious George and the Homophobes
Cycle Sluts From Hell
Daddy's Got the Biggest
Dairy Queen Empire
Damn the Bad Luck
Damn You Peter Pan
Dancing Cigarettes
The Dancing French
Liberals of 1848
Dayglo Abortions
Dead Ant Farm
The Dead Bodyguards of Abraham Lincoln
Dead Blue Cat
Dead Fish Prophecy
Dead
Kennedys
Dead
Milkmen
The Dead Pants [Die Toten Hosen]
Dead People
The Dead Sea Squirrels
Death Spleen
DebbieDoDog
Decaying Testicles
Deepthroat Shotgun
Demon Barf
Department of Crooks
Desciples of Ed
Devestation Wagon
Diahrrea Juice and the Pepto Kids
Dick Cheese and the Crackers
The Dick Clarks
Dick Delicious and the Tasty
Testicles
Dick Duck and the Dorks
The Dick Nixons
Dickless
The Dicks
Dicky Retardo
Did Lee Squat?
Diet Christ
Dildo Took a Taxi
Dildo Warheads
Dinner is Ruined
Dirt Clod Fight
Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots
Dirty Girl Scout
Disappointed Parents
Disgruntled Postal Workers
The Dismemberment Plan
The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
Dog Food Five
Dogfuckers
Doggy Style
Dog Lips
Dog Shit Rangers
Dogs of Bagfood
Dogs With Jobs
Don Knotts Overdrive
Don't Call Me Francis
Dopper
Cocks
Doris Daze
Douche Gimlet
Dow Jones and the Industrials
Downy Mildew
Dracula Milk
Toast
Drag King
Dragmules
Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko]
Dr. Castrato and the Measles
Dreaded Apparatus
Dregs Kill Jesus
Drew Barrymore's Dealer
Drive By Crucifixion
Drive-In Funeral
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Drunks With Guns
Dukes of Hazardous Material
Duke Tumatoe and the All Star Frogs
Dumpster Juice
Dusty Cowshit
Dwarf Bitch
Earthpig and Fire
Ear Wacks
Eat My Afterbirth
e. coli
Edith Head
Ed Gein's Car
Ed's Redeeming Qualities
Eeyore Ass Guzzlers
Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus
Elastic Sausage
Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
Electric Prostates
Electric Vomit
El Groupo Sexo
Elmer Jacobsen and the Emasculated Cockroaches
The Elvis Diet
Elvis and the Shitheads
Elvis Hitler
Emily's Sassy Lime
End of Orgy
Enema Bandits
Engorged With Blood
Epileptic Disco
Ernest Truley's Bare Bottom Spankings and Salvation
Eternal Erection
Ethyl Meatplow
Ethyl Merman
Eve's Plumb
Evil Nurse Sheila
Evil Weiner
Experimental BBQ
Exploding Boy
Exploding Fuck Dolls
Exploding Head Trick
Exploding Tits
Exploding
White Mice
Fabulous Pimps
Facial Defecation
Fag
Fag Bash
Fangboy and the Ghouls
Farrt
Fart Kazoo
The Fartz
Fatal Sneeze
Fat and Fucked Up
The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips
Fat Luv
Fearless
Iranians From Hell
Fear of Clowns
The Fellatio Ratio
Fetus Fajitas
Fields of Shit
The Fierce Nipples
'57 Lesbian
Filthy Pussy Finger
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Flaming Box of Ants
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
Flaming Lips
Flaming Technicolor Vomit
Flaming Vomit
Flamin' Schnanuses
Flatulent Chicken
Flatutory Rape
Flavor of Uranus
Flopping Bodybags
Flying Crap
Flying Dustbunnies
Force Vomit
Foreskin 500
Foul Mouth Mitchy
Four Dudes In a Band
4 Guys Named Doris
Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13
Freak Daddy Love Cheese
The Freaky Executives
The Fred Mertz Experience
Free Beer
Free Beer and Chicken
Free Range Chicken
The French are from Hell
Fresh Rectum
Freud Chicken
Frogs Don't Cry
Fromage d'Amour
Fuck
Fuckemos
Fuckface
Fuckhead
Fucking Angels
The Fucking Cunts
Fuckin' Shit Biscuits
Fuckin' Son of a Bitch
Fuck Me I'm Irish
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
Fuckshitpiss
Fuck Your Stupid Civilization
Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans
Fudge Tunnel
Full Throttle Aristotle
Full Metal Chicken
Full Metal Faggot
The Funkin' Donuts
Funky Donkey Cheese
Funman and the Scumbags
Furious George
Gag Factor
Galaxy of Mailbox Whores
Gang Green
Gangrene
Gangway Fathead
Gay Doctors with AIDS
Gaye Bikers on Acid
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Gefilte Joe and the Fish
Geisha Balls
Genitorturers
Giant Chunker Monkeys with Wings in Crack Houses
The Glands of External Secretion
Global Disrobal
Glory Hole
Gluecifer
Gnat King Kong
God Hates Computers
God Meat God
God's Girlfriend
Goldfish Don't Bounce
The Go Kill Yourselves
Go Nad Go
Gonoreagan
Goober Patrol
The Gotohells
Grandpa's Become a Fungus
Granny's Hole
Gregory's Pecker
Grim Skunk
Grand
Mother Fucker
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Gringo Star
Groinal Socket
Groinchurn
Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion]
Guitarantula
Guns N' Wankers
Gut Full of Cheese
Guyana Koolaid
Habitual Sex Offenders
The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken]
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halibutt Sharon
Hallelujah Ding Dong Happy
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
The Happiest Guys In the World
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Hard-Ons
Harry and the Mulefuckers
Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
Harry Pussy
The Hate Fuck Trio
Headless Marines
Headlice
Head Like a Hole?
Heavy Into Jeff
Heavy Mentally Retarded
Heavy Pink Insulator
Heavy Vegetable
Helen Keller Plaid
The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks]
Hellacopter Meat
Hell Camino
Hell Toupee
Hello I'm A Truck
Henry Kissinger's Tits
Here Are the Facts You Requested
Here, Eat This!
Her Majesty the Baby
Hermaphrochrist
The Hermaphrodaddies
Herpes Cineplex
He's Dead Jim
Heterophobia
Heterosexual and Ashamed
Heywood Trout Festival
Hindu Garage
Sale
Hitler's Bikini
Hitler Stole My Potato
HIV and the Positives
Hockey Teeth
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
Holy Mary,
Mother of Bert
The Home for the Def Big Band
Honest Bob and the Factory to
Dealer Incentives
Honk If You're Horny
Hornets Attack Victor Mature
Horny Hogs
Horny Mormons
Horny Sack of Beans
The Horrid Farts
Horseshit Gunfire
Hostile Amish
Hot God Vomit
Hot Rod Shopping Cart
Hot Seamen
House of Large Sizes
Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins
The Humpers
The Hurling Tandooris
I Buried Paul
Ice Cream Headache
Icky Boyfriends
Icky Wicky Chocky Bicky
If Cows Had Wings
I Hate You
I Just Killed My Parents
I Love My Shih-Tzu
Immaculate Infection
Impaled Nazarene
Imperial Butt Wizards
Impotent Seasnakes
Incest by Marriage
Individual
Fruit Pie
Infamous Bastards
The Inflatable Boy Clams
Inflatable Dates
Inflatable Grandpa
The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls
Inflatable Party Sheep
Inhale Mary
Insane Clown Posse
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
The Invisible Fish Business
The Introspective Playboy
Invisible Flintstones
Iodine Raincoat
Iowa Beef Experience
I Played in Anal Spew
Iron Liver
Iron Prostate
The Italians Obsessed with Cheese
It's All Meat
I Wrote the Bible
Jabbering Trout
Jackie O Motherfucker
Jack Off Jill
The Jackofficers
Jackwhacker
Jalopy Taco Stand
Janitors Against
Apartheid
Jason's Cat Died
Jazz Iguanas
The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
Jeffrey Jeffrey Hysterectomy
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
Jello Logic
Jenny's Pussy
Jerry's Kids
Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
Jesus Christ Smokes Holy Gasoline
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Fucking Christ
JFKFC
Jesus Manson and the Starvation Army
The Jesus Presley Experience
Jiggle the Handle
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
The Jizzbuckets
Jizzy Speedwack
Joan of Arkansas
Jodie Foster's Army
Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits
John Cougar Concentration Camp
John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
Johnny Jism
Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams
Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
Johnny Vomit
Jolly Naked Fishermen
Jonestown Punch
Juggernaut Crustacean
Juggling Death Squad
Just Plain Cheese
Kaka Pussy
Kamakazi Sex Pilots
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kenfunky Fried
Kerrigan's Knees
Kick Ass Ernie
Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks
Kid With Man Head
The Killer Hayseeds
Killer Kiwis
Killer Pussy
Kill Me
Kill Ted Knight
King Fucker Chicken
Kiss My Poodle Donkey
Kissing the Pink
Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit]
Kung Foo Dykes
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
K.Y. and the Backsliders
Lack of Afro
Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
Lawn Piranha
Lawnsmell
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lee Press-On and the Nails
Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
Lesbian Ninjas
Lick the Fat Elvis
Likehell
Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch
Lipstick Sandwich
Liquid Jelly Monkey Love
Lisa Gives Head
Little German Sailor Kid
Live Jimi Presley
The Look of Christians [Kristet Utseende]
Lord Panic and the Exploders
Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
Lost Underpants of Doom
Love Gravy
Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly
Lubricated Goat
Lubricunts
Lucifer Loves Tarantino
The Luminous Toilet Bowls
Lunatic Candy Kreep
Lung Mustard
Lust Buckets
Luxury Christ
Maggot Sandwich
Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers
Make Lisa Rich
Man Is the Bastard
Man...or Astro-Man?
Manson-Nixon Line
Mao Tse Helen
Marcia Brady's Tits
Mary Carves the Chicken
Mary Kay and the Cosmetics
Ma Shot Pa
Mate/Spawn/Kill
Max Roach and the Holders
Mayhem Lettuce
Me and My Right Hand
Meat Beat Manifesto
Meat Cigars
Meatpipe
Meat Puppets
Meat Shits
Meaty Pants
Mechanical Tampon Fish
Me First and the Gimmee Gimmees
Mega Smegma
Melissa's House of Crabs
Men Among Poodles
Menstrual Gravy
Mermaids In the Basement
Microwavable Tree Frogs
Midget Sperm Bank
Mighty Sphincter
Mile High Super Sloth
Mill Valley Taters
Minnie Pearl Necklace
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Miracle Wimp
Mr. Bill and the Cumtones
Mr. Happy and the Genocides
Mr. Holland's Anus
Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
Mr. Shit
Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers
Mr. T Experience
Moist Fist
Monkey Fucks Football
Mother Fungus
Mouthfart
The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
More Drunk Cowboys
The Most Sordid Pies
Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn]
Mott the Hoople
Mouse and the Traps
Much Ado About Shit
The Muffs
Mussolini Headkick
The Mutated Daisies I Once Found in My Garden
My Dad is Dead
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
My Friend Kevin
My Inverted Stomach
My Sister Harold
My Three Scum
My Uncle's Asshole
My White Bread Mom
Naked Potato
The Naked Skinnies
Nancy Reagan's Abortions
Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
Nashville Pussy
Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions
Natural Fonzie
Naugahyde Chihuahuas
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Ned's Atomic Dustbin
The Negro Problem
Nervous Christians
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Newlydeads
New Squids on the Dock
New Wave Hookers
New Wet Kojak
The Nine Inch Richards
9 Invisible Ninjas of the Apocalypse
99th Fuck You
Nip Drivers
Nipple Erectors
Nipple Hardness Factor
Nocturnal Emissions
Nomad Nipples
Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving
Nothing But Puke
Not Now I'm Naked
Not With My Camel
Nuclear Dog Food
Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls
Nurse With Wound
Nuts Can Surf
Octapussy
Oedipussy
Once I Killed a Gopher With a Stick
1,200,000 Dead Tibetians
1000 Homo DJs
Operation Cliff Claven
Organic Condom Mazda Drugs
The Original Piece of Shit Band
Out of Godzilla's Butt
Out Vile Jelly
Ovarian Trolley
Ovarydose
Ozzy Beard Spaghetti
Pabst Smear
Painful Discharge
Painful Rectal Itch
Paisley Brain Cells
Pamper the Madman
Pandora's Lunch Box
Pansy Division
Part Time Christians
Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
Peace Love and Pitbulls
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
Pee
Pee Shy
The Pee Tanks
Pelvic Meatloaf
Penis DeMilo
Penis Flytrap
Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death
Penis Sheurekan
Penis Your Majesty
Penis Wrinkle
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Peppermint Dildo
Pepto Dismal
Perforated Head
Personal Hygeine
Peter and the Test Tube Babies
Phallus Dei
Phenobarbidols
Philemon Arthur and the Dung
Phlegm
Phlegm Fatale
Phone Bill from Hell
Picadilly Circus People
Pieces of Lisa
Pimps of Venus
Pineapples From the Dawn of Time
Pink Slip Daddy
Piss
The Piss Drunks
Pissed Officers
Piss Factory
The Pissflaps
Piss Wizards
Placenta Sandwich
Planet of Pants
The Plastered Bastards
Plastic Nude Martini
Plastic Santa Claus
Playdough Fish
The Pleasure Fuckers
Poison Okies
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Poop Shovel
Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks
Pope on a Stick
Popemobile
Popular Organs
Pork Queen
Porn Flakes
Pornhuskers
Porn on the Cob
Post Nasal Drip
Poultry in Motion
Pounded Clown
Power of Pussy
Power Snatch
Pregnant Men
Premature Ejaculation
Premature Evacuation
Pretentious Flamedogs
Pretty Fuck Luck
The Price of Dope
Prick
Prick Harness
Princess Tinymeat
Printed At Bismarck's Death
Prison Rape Scenes
Proctal Taxedermy
Professor Morrison's Lollipop
Projectile Afterbirth
Projectile Booty Nuggets
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Proof of Utah
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Public Enema
PubLic Hair
Puke Daisies
Puking Squirrels from Hell
Pumpin' Ethyl
Pungent Frustration
Pure Bastard Extract
Purple Headed Love Warriors
Purple Vulture Shit
Pussy Crush
Pussy Galore
Pussy Tourette
Radical Vulvetomy
Rage Against the Coffee Machine
Raggedy Aneurysm
Raging Pimps of Doom
Raging Woodies
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
The Rampant Hedgehogs
Random Dudes
Rash of Stabbings
Rat in the Gravy
Rats of Unusual Size
Real Fucking Idiots
Rebel Without Applause
Recktum
Rectal Nightmare
Rectal Pizza
Red Neck Girlfriend
Red Red Meat
Reluctant Stereotypes
REO Speed Dealer
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Revlon Spam Queens
Revolting Cocks
Rhinohumpers
Rhymes with Orange
Rhythm Method
Roaty Toaty Scrotum
Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries
Rodney King and the Nightsticks
Rolling Donut
Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes
Round Ear Spock
Rubber
Nipple Salesmen
Rudimentary Peni
Rugburns
Rumplforskin
Rump Rangers
The Runz
QuarteRoy
Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
The Queers
Queer Wookie
Question Mark & the Mysterians
Saltwater Vampires
Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing
Sam's Butt
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Santa's Dead
Satanic Chicken Fuckers
Satans Cheerleaders
Satan's Cheese
Satan's Penis
Saturated Fat
Saturday's Garbage
Saturn Flea Collar
Schlong
Science Diet
Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
Screaming Brocolli
Screaming Fucking Hippies
Screaming Headless Torsos
The Screaming Hormones
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Scrotum
Seasick Pirates
Senor Cummypants
Septic Death
7 Foot Spleen
7 Head Scream
Seven Minutes of Nausea
76% Uncertain
Seven Year Bitch
Severe Tire Damage
Sex Clark Five
Sex With Midgets
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Sharon Stoned
She Stole My Beer
Sheep On Drugs
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
The Shit
Shit Bong
Shit Birds
Shit Dogs
The
Shitjackers
Shit Smell
Shit Spangled Banner
The Shit Wilsons
Shitty Shitty Band Band
Shoot the Mime
Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr.
Shower of Smegma
The Shower Scene from Psycho
Shower With Goats
Sick Little Monkey
Sick Things International
Sik Fuks
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Sinus Envy
Sister Run Naked
Six Inch Nipples
6 Hard Brothers and a Dog
69% Female
The Six Virgins
Skadelic Smegma
Skaffle House
Skankin Pickle
Skeptic Tank
Skinflick
Skunk Death
Slut Kitchen
Sluts for Hire
Sly and the Family Jewels
Small Ball Paul
Smegma
Smegma & the Nuns
Smell Bacon
The Smelling Pisstakes
Smelly Tongues
Smilin' Hams
Smoking Popes
Smorgasborgnine
Snails on Acid
Snatch
Snatch Attack
Snatches Of Pink
Sneaker Pimps
Sniveling Shits
Snot Rocket
Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
Snuff the Ficus
Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
Sofistifucks
Softcocks
Solosex
Some Kind of Cream
Soothing Sounds For Baby
Sorry About Your
Daughter
Soul Coughing
The Sound of Munich
Sour Discharge
Spacecocks
Space Hog
Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
Space Negroes
Space Pussy
Spanking Bishops
Spastic Colon
The Spastic Rats
Speculum Fight
Spermbirds
Sperm Wails
The Sphinctones
Spock's Johnson
Spooky Tooth
Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
Sucking Diction
Stale Urine
*.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT]
STD Police
Sticky Finger and the Pornos
Stiff Richards
Stiff Woodies
Stinky Fire Engine
St. Mucous
Stop Calling Me Frank
Straight Jacket Lucy
Strangulated Beatoffs
Strawberry Foreskin
Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene]
Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies
Stukas Over Bedrock
Stupid Fucking Hippie
Stupid White People
Sucking Chest Wound
Super Sonic Soul Pimps
Surfing Jesus
The Surf Maggots
Surgical Penis Klinik
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swallowing Shit
Swearing at Motorists
The Sweaty Bitch Hogs
Sweaty Nipples
Swingin' Johnsons
Swingin' Udders
The Swinging Love Corpses
Swollen Monkeys
Synthetick Statick Sex Goddess
The Syphilitics
Tall Dwarfs
Tastes Like Chicken
T-Bone and the Spit Vendors
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
Ted Ed Fred
Teenage
Jesus and the Jerks
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Ten Mile Tongue
Testostertones
Texas Is the Reason
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
The The
The Tortillas You Wanted
The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler
They Tried To Frame OJ
They Were Expendable
Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
Third Global Vagina Torture
This
This Is Our Daughter
This Is Serious, Mum
Thomas Jefferson Slave
Apartments
Those Darn Accordians
3D House of
Beef
The Three Honkeys Hung Like Donkeys
Three Meter Peter
Three-Stiff Trunk
Three Teens Kill Four
Throbbing Gristle
Throw That Beat In the Garbagecan
Thurston Howell's Boner
Tit Wrench
Titty Bingo
To Live and Shave in LA
Toiling Midgets
Tonto's Expanding Headband
Too Fat to Skate
Tooling for Bovines
Toothless Rooster Men
Tortured Scrotum
Toucan Slam
Toxic Shock and the Tampons
Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
Tragic Mulatto
Trailer Park Casanovas
Trailer Park Bitch
Transexual Hitler
Translucent Ballsacs
Traveling Dingleberries
Trotsky Icepick
Trout Fishing In America
Tumor Circus
Tupperware Death
Turkey Makes Me Sleepy
Twelve Pound Buttock
Two For Flinching
Two Minute Sinatra
Two Stroke Boner
2000 Flushes
Tyrannosaurus Rectum
UFOFU
UFO Lowrider
Ugly Head
Ultimate Spinach
Uncle Scam
Underpants Cowboy
Unidentified Rocking Objects
Uncle Bob Touched Me
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Uncle Sandwich
Underpants Machine
Universal Orgiastic Picnic
Unstoppable Kamikaze Iditos
The Urinals
Urine Specimen
Useless Pieces of Shit
Vagina Dentata Organ
Vaginal Blood Farts
Vaginal Davis
Vaginal Reference
Vampire State Building
Van Gogh's Ear
The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
The Vegas Cocks
Vegetarian Meat
The Velcro Pygmies
Venus and the Razor Blades
Vic Morrow's Head
The Virgin Connie Swail
Virgin Prunes
Virgin-Whore Complex
Vermin from Venus
The Veronica Cartwrights
The Vibrators
Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
Violent Anal Death
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Vomit and the Zits
Vomit Launch
Vomito Negro
The Vomit Spots
Vomit Thrower
Vomitorium
Voodoo Meat Bucket
Voodoo Tuna
Wafflebutt
Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS]
Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
Weird People in Giant Condoms
Weird Skull Control
The Well Hungarians
The Well I'm Sure I
Left It There Yesterday Band
Well Strung
Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
We Need Girlfriends
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
Where's The Pope?
White People Lie
White Trash Debutantes
Who Carries the Organ
Whorehouse of Representatives
Whorgasm
Who The Hell Are You?
Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?
Willie Nelson Mandela
Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
Woodpussy
The Wookie Basket
Wookie Chest Hair
Wookie Lust
Worse Than Celibate
Wrecked Em
The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers
Wynona Ryders
The Yams from Outer Space
The Yeasty Girls
Yoko Homo
Yoko Ono's Ass
Your Damn Neighbors
Your Naked Mother
You've Got Fetus on Your Breath
Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads
Zsa Zsa
Zulu Leprechauns
This page has been inducted into the Useless WWW Pages site and was named Mediocre Site of the Dayfor January 21, 1996. I'm so, uh, proud. Or something.
I'm tickled and touched that this site was named the "Julie Approved" Fabulous Site of the Dayfor March 4, 1996. But I still don't know who Julie is.
This site was named Irene's Crack House's "Hit" of the Day for March 13, 1996 and Trog's Pick of the Week for April 10, 1996. Also selected as Phatt!!! Site of the...for April-something, 1996.
This site was also Geek Site of the Weekfor the last week of September, 1996.
Read the cool review of this site by Brett Ratner in The Amplifier.
If you're thirsty for more real band names, go lickety-split to Head Bands. Tell them I said "Hi!"
Thanks for visiting, and many thanks to those who have suggested band names.
The most frequently suggested band name is Anal Cunt. Good God. What are you people doing out there?
Rocket back to the top of the page, man!
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