December 17, 2004

Fallow

the ills of marriage, but none of the fruit the mundane, the insipid, the better left unsaid tenderness, intimacy, joy threadbare in the tedium of being better to lie fallow to await another season
December 10, 2004

A Fighting Faith

As if the Cold War nostalgia of the Bush League of Neo-Con Beltway Imperialists and God-Is-On-Our-Side Red State Evangelicals weren’t bad enough, now comes the purportedly left of center editor of The New Republic, Peter Beinart, issuing his own retro clarion call for “a new liberalism,” A Fighting Faith, as he styles it, in a black and white world of American might and right locked in another life or death, existential battle with the forces of totalitarian darkness and their fellow travelers at home and abroad. As he sums up:

Islamist totalitarianism–like Soviet totalitarianism before it–threatens the United States and the aspirations of millions across the world. And, as long as that threat remains, defeating it must be liberalism’s north star. Methods for defeating totalitarian Islam are a legitimate topic of internal liberal debate. But the centrality of the effort is not. The recognition that liberals face an external enemy more grave, and more illiberal, than George W. Bush should be the litmus test of a decent left.

Lest anyone doubt that Beinart’s over-drawn analogy between Islam and Communism, under which there appears in A Fighting Faith no Islam but Jihadist Islam, no possible Communism but Stalinist Communism, as well as his talk of a “litmus test of a decent left” beyond debate, does not betoken a return to the Cold War “loyalty tests,” political purges, and McCarthyite witch hunts of the 1950s, Beinart is at great pains to make his intellectual pedigree explicit from the very start of his manifesto:

On January 4, 1947, 130 men and women met at Washington’s Willard Hotel to save American liberalism. A few months earlier, in articles in The New Republic and elsewhere, the columnists Joseph and Stewart Alsop had warned that “the liberal movement is now engaged in sowing the seeds of its own destruction.” Liberals, they argued, “consistently avoided the great political reality of the present: the Soviet challenge to the West.” Unless that changed, “In the spasm of terror which will seize this country … it is the right–the very extreme right–which is most likely to gain victory.”
During World War II, only one major liberal organization, the Union for Democratic Action (UDA), had banned communists from its ranks. At the Willard, members of the UDA met to expand and rename their organization. The attendees, who included Reinhold Niebuhr, Arthur Schlesinger Jr., John Kenneth Galbraith, Walter Reuther, and Eleanor Roosevelt, issued a press release that enumerated the new organization’s principles. Announcing the formation of Americans for Democratic Action (ADA), the statement declared, “[B]ecause the interests of the United States are the interests of free men everywhere,” America should support “democratic and freedom-loving peoples the world over.” That meant unceasing opposition to communism, an ideology “hostile to the principles of freedom and democracy on which the Republic has grown great.”
At the time, the ADA’s was still a minority view among American liberals. Two of the most influential journals of liberal opinion, The New Republic and The Nation, both rejected militant anti-communism. Former Vice President Henry Wallace, a hero to many liberals, saw communists as allies in the fight for domestic and international progress. As Steven M. Gillon notes in Politics and Vision, his excellent history of the ADA, it was virtually the only liberal organization to back President Harry S. Truman’s March 1947 decision to aid Greece and Turkey in their battle against Soviet subversion.
But, over the next two years, in bitter political combat across the institutions of American liberalism, anti-communism gained strength. With the ADA’s help, Truman crushed Wallace’s third-party challenge en route to reelection. The formerly leftist Congress of Industrial Organizations (CIO) expelled its communist affiliates and The New Republic broke with Wallace, its former editor. The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) denounced communism, as did the NAACP. By 1949, three years after Winston Churchill warned that an “iron curtain” had descended across Europe, Schlesinger could write in The Vital Center: “Mid-twentieth century liberalism, I believe, has thus been fundamentally reshaped … by the exposure of the Soviet Union, and by the deepening of our knowledge of man. The consequence of this historical re-education has been an unconditional rejection of totalitarianism.”

I quote at length from A Fighting Faith primarily for the benefit of those Democrats unfamiliar with the history of the post-war institutional Democratic Party, specifically with its late 40’s Red-Scare turn which, far from preventing the victory of the “very extreme right,” did much to lay the groundwork for and a lend a “non-partisan” veneer of legitimacy to the more generally known and ever since ritually denounced Republican-driven Red-Baiting terror of Joseph McCarthy and the House Un-American Activities Committee of the 1950s. It is well to remember that it was not these ADA Cold War “liberals” who stopped McCarthy. It was the US Army.

Indeed, it is not too much to trace to the ADA’s early, influential capitulation, alternately eager and reluctant, to the late 1940’s and 1950’s Cold War assault upon civil liberties and to the sharp narrowing of the breadth and diversity of American political discourse much of the responsibility for ushering in one of the bleakest and most frightening periods of this nation’s domestic history.

Similarly, in foreign policy, the ADA’s active propagation of the Cold War delusion that wherever the United States faced resistance to its political and economic interests that resistance was both proof and result of a grand, unified, global “Communist Menace” contributed to the political and institutional miscalculations that led the US to intervene in what became the debacle of Vietnam, as well as, more “successfully,” to meddle in the internal politics of even its European allies, and lend its active, overt and covert support to some of the most ruthless, “anti-communist” slaughterers of their own peoples throughout Latin America and South East Asia. Most egregious was in Indonesia in 1965-66, where the labor movement was not afforded the opportunity afforded US labor unions in the late 1940s and 1950s simply to expel “communist affiliates.” Instead the Indonesian labor movement was itself even more simply “liquidated” along with — estimates vary — perhaps 500,000 other Indonesians, with the CIA reportedly helping to supply and keep track of check lists of bad apples that simply had to go for the good of the barrel.

Whatever the ADA’s assignable degree of responsibility for the ultimate conduct of the Cold War, these uglier consequences also compose the legacy of the Cold War “victory” over Communism, which parts some of today’s Washington “liberals,” anxious over Kerry’s defeat and House and Senate losses in the 2004 election, are all too eager to forget in the rush to find and embrace some formula, some ideology, some “magic bullet” that will lead them back to power.

And so we have the truly ugly spectacle of even the likes of preeminent liberal blogger Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo, in agreeing to disagree with Beinart, proclaiming his own pride and prejudice for the ADA Cold War legacy:

I should start with what I agree with. In fact, I should begin by declaring a prejudice. Like Peter, I see that moment in 1947, the birth of the ADA, and more generally Cold War liberalism as a defining moment and one of the proudest moments of the liberal political tradition in the United States. It is a touchstone against which I measure my own political views.

If the ADA Cold War legacy is indeed now the touchstone against which we must measure our own loyalty and claim to be a part of a “decent left,” we, a great many of us, are doomed to be rather indecent.

And it is precisely the great many of us that is the problem in Beinart’s analysis. It is “We, The People” — at least those of us who are left of center — who just don’t get it, who don’t understand why putting US civil society on a permanent war footing to kill Islamic fundamentalists everywhere they might have or hereafter crop up around the globe is the central, exclusively defining challenge of our time. We, the People, don’t get it. But according to Beinart, our leaders already know better:

Kerry was a flawed candidate, but he was not the fundamental problem. The fundamental problem was the party’s liberal base, which would have refused to nominate anyone who proposed redefining the Democratic Party in the way the ADA did in 1947. The challenge for Democrats today is not to find a different kind of presidential candidate. It is to transform the party at its grassroots so that a different kind of presidential candidate can emerge. That means abandoning the unity-at-all-costs ethos that governed American liberalism in 2004. And it requires a sustained battle to wrest the Democratic Party from the heirs of Henry Wallace. In the party today, two such heirs loom largest: Michael Moore and MoveOn.

What better symbol in America today than flabby, overweight, rude, frequently disheveled, and just downright unsexy Michael Moore to stand as strawman for the unwashed, indecent masses of “Softs” who must be reformed or purged from the Democratic Party?

Oh, yes, make no mistake about it, Beinart, not content with an anti-populist nostalgia for a Democratic Party that could be turned about on a dime by a privileged intellectual elite meeting privately in a posh Washington hotel, also revives the classic, anxious homophobic “Girlie Man” rhetoric of the period. Then, as now, erectile dysfunction seems the Democratic Party’s root political vulnerability, with only the far-sighted ADA and their modern disciples demonstrating the liberal “hard on” for killing Communists or Jihadists — what difference does it make? — needed to prod the party into getting it up again in the polls. Beinart quotes approvingly and adopts for the course of his entire argument this order of boys locker-room language from a rabidly anti-communist 1940’s journal with, to today’s ears, the fascist-sounding title of The New Leader. That it was, in later decades, widely reputed to be directly or indirectly CIA funded, seems almost anticlimactic:

In 1950, the journal The New Leader divided American liberals into “hards” and “softs.” The hards, epitomized by the ADA, believed anti-communism was the fundamental litmus test for a decent left. Non-communism was not enough; opposition to the totalitarian threat was the prerequisite for membership in American liberalism because communism was the defining moral challenge of the age.
The softs, by contrast, were not necessarily communists themselves. But they refused to make anti-communism their guiding principle.

His prescription for this party of confused, wimpy masses: an urgent infusion of hard-headed, balls-to-the-wall elitism. Today, the “hard” elites of the Democratic Party must once again conspire to save the party from its “soft” self.

[T]he Democratic Party boasts a fairly hawkish foreign policy establishment and a cadre of politicians and strategists eager to look tough. But, below this small elite sits a Wallacite grassroots that views America’s new struggle as a distraction, if not a mirage. Two elections, and two defeats, into the September 11 era, American liberalism still has not had its meeting at the Willard Hotel. And the hour is getting late.

Beinart’s militarist “hard on” for war, death, and destruction, his “muscular liberalism,” as this rhetorical strain was called during the recent presidential campaign, his all or nothing, black and white, we lead and you follow view of political necessity, hardly differs from the Big Brother Republicanism of flight-jacket-donning, macho-posturing President George Bush: “You’re either with us or against us in the fight against terror.” The only discernable difference on this score is that Bush manages to proclaim all the same airy nothings about the ever-onward march of Truth, Justice and the American Way, without at the same time broadcasting a contempt for the average Americans he’s in the process of bamboozling. Which goes a long way toward explaining why he and Cheney and company are in the White House, and not Kerry and the rest of the Democratic party’s “fairly hawkish foreign policy establishment.”

Like Bush, Beinart’s noble cause, the “Faith” for which the “Fighting” is suposedly justified, remains as lofty as it is nebulous and thoughtlessly vague. Like Bush, he intones high sounding phrases and dark prophecies, such as, “totalitarian Islam” would, if it could, “reign terror upon … anyone in the Muslim world with a thirst for modernity or freedom,” in such ambiguous and self-legitimating phrases that one’s left wondering what’s threatened here: the right to vote or the right to choose between a can of Coke and a can Pepsi.

The problem, of course, is that the world is never so simple, never so black and white. If people throughout the Muslim world do indeed thirst both for the vote and the right to choose, as Americans do with fierce, patriotic determination, between a bewildering array of products and services designed to satisfy every variety of artificial need advertising and marketing can conjure up, they first “thirst,” as any American would, for running water, a functioning sewage system, electricity, basic food and shelter, and to be protected from the kind of “spreading freedom in the Muslim world” that the US military recently visited upon Fallujah — a classic case of not merely a village but an entire city that had to be destroyed to be saved.

Beinart concludes his manifesto on behalf of A Fighting Faith transforming it into a sort of thinly veiled sermon. How fortunate for this “new generation of liberals” that “yearn” for “moral purpose” is this new, he all but says, holy war against “totalitarian Islam.” War, once again, beckons as the true “calling” of the party’s faithful:

Of all the things contemporary liberals can learn from their forbearers half a century ago, perhaps the most important is that national security can be a calling. If the struggles for gay marriage and universal health care lay rightful claim to liberal idealism, so does the struggle to protect the United States by spreading freedom in the Muslim world. It, too, can provide the moral purpose for which a new generation of liberals yearn. As it did for the men and women who convened at the Willard Hotel.

But if ever there were a universal candidate for indisputable, ecumenical blasphamy it would have to be this rhetorical placement of gay marriage, universal health care, and global warfare simultaneously upon the same pedestal of the Ideal. Regardless what different peoples of different and even no faith might feel about each of these three, who in the world is going to believe that all three together don’t constitute some kind of indisputably sick, perverted sacrilege? How can a supposedly sane, educated, intellectual human being be led to utter such absurdities, and such dangerous absurdities at that?

To anyone actually familiar with the cast of characters that gathered at the Willard Hotel in January 1947 to save liberalism from itself, however, these dangerous absurdities and, indeed, their inverterate “liberal” elitism, will come as no surprise. Throughout his piece, Beinart repeatedly cites Arthur Schlesinger Jr. and it is from a passage of Schlesinger’s that he derives his title A Fighting Faith. But even in the phrasing of this title, Schlesinger is a mere stalking horse for the intellectual master of this brand of “muscular liberalism,” the theologian Reinhold Niebuhr, whose Moral Man and Immoral Society (1932) remains a “must read” for anyone wishing to understand the history of twentieth-century American politics and, beyond the pretense of democratic politics, America’s institutional, establishment apparatus of policy-making.

Perhaps it is unfortunate that Reinhold Niebuhr’s highly influential masterwork is best known today for supplying the main title for Noam Chomsky’s “Necessary Illusions: Thought Control in Democratic Societies.” But one needn’t agree with Chomsky to read Moral Man and Immoral Society and realize that here is a dangerously self-satisfied intellectual, convinced of his own benevolent moral bearings, in the act of providing tortured justification for the use of violence, coercion, and mass deception to accomplish “moral good” otherwise impossible due, as he puts it directly, to “the stupidity of the average man.” Bush White House General Counsel Alberto Gonzalez, soon to head our Justice Department, would feel right at home in Niebuhr’s world of elite-defined moral immorality, coordinating the administration’s post-911 effort to redefine the meaning of “torture.” The New Leader, quoted so unqualifiedly by Beinart, which sounds so manifestly fascist today, in fact, resonates with Niebuhr’s thought from the 1930’s, not Hitler’s nor Mussolini’s. But it’s a challenge to read Niebuhr’s 1932 work today without thinking of both, each and every page along the way.

And these are “the forbearers half a century ago” from which Beinart would have contemporary liberal intellectuals and party movers and shakers take inspiration.

But actually the true forbearers of this supposedly new, hard, muscular, elite, war-fighting liberalism are even older than that. This is not the first time the The New Republic has trumpeted the “liberal” intellectual cause, the high moral virtue, of a “war against terrorism” as a means to spread freedom and democracy throughout the world.

In February 1917, The New Republic began its turn toward war, proclaiming that the Kaiser’s “Germany cannot be permitted to terrorize international territory and rather than permit a reign of terror, the United States, which is born of maritime freedom and order, has every justification for fighting. … The cause of the Allies is now unmistakably the cause of liberalism and the hope of enduring peace,” following up in April 1917 with words of congratulation to the elite intellectual class it saw itself as addressing and representing:

The American nation is entering this war under the influence of a moral verdict reached after the utmost deliberation of the more thoughtful members of the community…. The United States might have blundered into the war at any time during the past two years, but to have entered, as it is doing now, at the right time and in the clear interest of a purely international program required the exercise of an intellectualized and imaginative leadership.

The extent to which the American public had no taste for “entanglement” in a war of European empires and had to be moved, persuaded, propagandized for years before Wilson dared ask Congress for a declaration of war is a matter of historical record. How this record is seen, as a triumph or catastrophe, remains a matter of disagreement.

But in thinking about and “placing” the latest liberal “calling” to join Bush and company in “Making the World Safe For Democracy,” we all would do well to consider the disturbing resonance of an account of this current warlike New Republic liberal’s warlike New Republic forbearers offered by one who in 1917 saw only massive betrayal of all that had been human, decent, moral and progressive in liberal thought.

In June 1917, Randolphe Bourne published “War and the Intellectuals” in Seven Arts, writing of his one-time New Republic colleagues:

The intellectual state that could produce such things is one where reversion has taken place to produce more primitive ways of thinking. Simple syllogisms are substituted for analysis, things are known by their labels, our heart’s desire dictates what we shall see. The American intellectual class, having failed to make the higher synthesis, regresses to ideas that can issue in quick simplified action. Thought becomes an easy rationalization of what is actually going on or what is to happen inevitably tomorrow. …
War in the interests of democracy! this was almost the sum of their philosophy. The primitive idea to which they regressed became almost insensibly translated into a craving for action. War was seen as the crowning relief of their indecision. At last action, irresponsibility, the end of anxious and torturing attempts to reconcile peace-ideals with the drag of the world towards Hell. An end to the pain of trying to adjust facts to what they ought to be! Let us consecrate the facts as ideal! Let us join the greased slide toward war! the momentum increased. Hesitations, ironies, consciences, considerations — all were drowned in the elemental blare of doing something aggressive, colossal. The new found Sabbath “peacefulness of being at war”! The thankfulness with which so many intellectuals lay down and floated with the current betrays the hesitation and suspense through which they had been.

In September, Bourne followed up with “War Diary,” again Seven Arts:

The “liberals” who claim a realistic and pragmatic attitude in politics have disappointed us in setting up and then clinging wistfully to the belief that our war could get itself justified for an idealistic flavor, or at least a world-renovating social purpose; that they had more or less denied to the other belligerents. If these realists had had time in the hurry and scuttle of events to turn their philosophy on themselves, they might have seen how thinly disguised a rationalization this was of their emotional undertow. They wanted a League of Nations. They had an unanalyzable feeling that this was a war in which we had to be, and be in it we would. What more natural than to join the two ideas and conceive our war as the decisive factor in the attainment of the desired end! This gave them a good conscience for willing American participation, although as good men they must have loathed war and everything concerned with it. …
Thus the “liberals” who have made our war their own preserved their pragmatism. But events have shown how fearfully they imperiled their intuition and how untamable an inexorable really is. For those of us who knew a real inexorable when we saw one, and had learned from watching war what follows the loosing of the war-technique, foresaw how quickly arms and purposes would be forgotten, and how flimsy would be any liberal control of events. It is only we now who can appreciate The New Republic–the organ of applied pragmatic realism–when it complains that the League of Peace (which we entered the war to guarantee) is more remote than it was eight months ago; or that our State Department has no diplomatic policy (though it was to realize the high aims of the President’s speeches that the intellectuals willed American participation); or that we are subordinating the political management of the war to real or supposed military advantages (though militarism in the liberal mind had no justification except as a tool for advancing social ends). If, after all the idealism and creative intelligence that were shed upon America’s taking up of arms, our State Department has no policy, we are like the brave passengers who have set out for the Isles of the Blest only to find that the first mate has gone insane and jumped overboard, the rudder has come loose and dropped to the bottom of the sea, and the captain and pilot are lying dead drunk under the wheel. The stokers and engineers, however, are sill merrily forcing the speed up to twenty knots an hour and the passengers are presumably getting the pleasure of the ride.

In October 1917, Seven Arts ceased publication, its patron’s funding withdrawn over the journal’s opposition to America’s entry into the Great War. Randolphe Bourne died the following year during the influenza epidemic.

December 8, 2004

Gone

She is gone, the one you wanted, that effervescent blythe spirit. I buried her, walled her off, it is the same. I built the wall myself, mixed the mortar, carefully laid the brick. Silence. I cursed you both as the mortar dried. The housewife remains.
November 29, 2004

Culture Wars: The Soundtrack

The Andy Griffith Show

I don’t watch prime-time American network television any more, nor the HBO and other comparable cable fare that increasingly dominates evening viewing and day-after conversation in its stead. To the amazement and despair of friends, family, and other die-hard friends of “Friends”, I have thus far refused to watch even a single episode of “The Sopranos”, as I steadfastly refused “Sex and the City” before it. Mine is an almost un-American inactivity in relation to TV.

Nevertheless, the stuff does manage, thanks to my wife, to snake its way into my house. The result is that, for the past decade or so, I’ve had what might best be described as a distant, occasional listening relationship to that vast swath of America’s collective imaginative life. Poor anti-social me, I no longer know all the latest “funny” or “cool” commercials. Television is something that literally goes on in the other room of my life. And most of the time, I just blot its ambient noise out of consciousness.

A couple weeks ago, however, I suddenly found myself listening attentively from the kitchen to what was happening in the living room. I don’t know which show was on, but I was awestruck at what I heard and, more specifically, what I didn’t hear and, as I then realized, hadn’t heard in decades.

It’s worth noting that this occurred right in the midst of the post-election spin-fest that saw pundits of every political stripe grappling not retrospectively, with the reality of the campaign season through which we had just passed, but, without the least acknowledgement, prospectively, with Karl Rove’s opening salvo of the 2006 mid-term elections: that “Values Voters” had tipped the scales for Bush. How much more reasonable to conclude that the Swift-Boat Veterans smear campaign had. But of course that dirty-trick operation and its once-upon-a-time real impact had gone right down Orwell’s memory hole; little doubt, with the help of Rove’s well-timed orchestration of “Values Voters. Did they or didn’t they?” Always claim victory in a way that distracts from the way it’s actually achieved. These were the issues uppermost in my mind when I suddenly found myself listening attentively to the television.

What I heard and heard as missing from any recent experience of mine of the pervasive background sound of American television was the chorus of southern and regional American dialects that filled my childhood and early adolescence in the 1960s, when “The Andy Griffith Show” and its spawn rode the charts, and into the 1970s when Burt Reynolds was considered a sex-symbol heartthrob. In their once familiar places, I suddenly heard nothing but an offensive cacophony of greedy, empty, consuming, status-jockeying, utterly self-absorbed and selfish New York and LA voices, and straining to be something they weren’t quite yet, a sub-whirl of would-be New York and LA voices — years and years of them — as if, now, even actors and actresses from elsewhere had grown up picking out and hearing only the Long Island and Valley sounds they aspired to become.

Now, I must quickly point out that these missing southern, regional American voices were neither those of my own family nor of our typical television viewing during the 1960s and early 1970s. My sisters and I grew up hearing two languages beyond English spoken daily in our home and in our extended family’s homes during holidays: Spanish and Chinese. My middle sister and I, in kindergarten and first grade, were isolated once a day to “Speech Therapy” along with other potential “retards,” when we first moved to California. So thick did our Philadelphia accent sound to unaccustomed ears that our very capacity to learn was in doubt or at least thought imperiled. It’s thus from a rather different vantage than personal or cultural nostalgia that I hear the relative absence of southern, regional voices in American television.

And it’s not that they are completely missing. I don’t need anyone writing with a list of shows with southern actors and actresses. I won’t watch. And I will try my damnedest not to listen. I’m simply noting that once upon a time southern, regional voices were as unavoidable as commercials no matter how often or when one flipped the channels. It’s hard to believe now, even for those of us who can remember it, that once that range of American voices was almost co-extensive with television itself. It’s hard to remember that once upon a time people also regularly remarked, in protest, the disappearance of this dimension of American television. But that, too, was a long, long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

No wonder so many people, today, living in “The Red States” feel assaulted by “The Media” as something distant and culturally alien forced upon them.

No wonder so many can be led to believe that “liberal elites” elsewhere are to blame for the divorce, abortion, and teen pregnancy rates that soar higher than any Massachusetts record in their own communities, broken and re-broken economically and socially by the continued drain of their “best and brightest” youth to Blue State education and career opportunities.

It’s critical to grasp the truth of what they see and hear. They have been assaulted. They have been culturally beaten. And what comes over the air waves, through the cables, and to the movies houses is for all intents and purposes an oppressively narrow cultural monocrop targeting the densest, most affluent demographics Hollywood and Madison Avenue (and their now more distributed ilk) can hunt down, pick up, net, corral, or cultivate.

Black Friday in Kansas

But no amount of prayer in school, no rededication to family values, no ban of abortion, no re-closeting of gays and lesbians, no euphemistic return of white pride, no number of guns on the rack or by the bedside, no amount of patriotic flag waving or jingoist America-First chest-beating over the dead bodies of foreigners around the globe, and not even the return of regional programming to American television will restore these communities.

Because the enemy is not elsewhere. It’s your own hand, reaching into that same Black Friday Devil’s Cornucopia Sale Bin for that same intoxicating, media-fashion, must-have crap that’s poisoning us all…no matter what we sound like.

October 12, 2004

The Chantelle Show:
The Discovery of America

The Chantelle Show: Photos of Chantelle and Jacques Derrida's Of Spirit Coming Columbus Day Indigenous People’s Day, October 12, 2004….

I’m not at all sure what or if it meant, the fortuitous discovery of that quarter deck of card-sized Chantelle photos in Derrida’s Of Spirit shortly after his death; less, what I might or might not have intended in sequestering them there almost a decade ago; even less, what last month moved me to photograph the photographs spread upon the back of Wilson leather, the classic black jacket, one of the happiest things I now own, long denied me by another’s image of who I was and ought to be, until I reached San Diego.

The Chantelle Show

Perhaps, it now occurs to me, it’s that there are so few publicly acknowledged paths upon which to grow older in America, other than buy and breed, breed and buy, and buy some more, that one might as well make advertisements for nothing at all from bits and pieces picked up here and there from one’s own peculiar wanderings. And show them to the void.

Perhaps I just like to tear and torture syntax…. (No doubt about that, really.)

In any event, the opening, advertising graphic has sat there deferring the promised “Discovery of America” for well over a month past Columbus Day, through Bush’s dismal reelection, and on past Thanksgiving, which we as an imperial nation celebrated appropriately with “Operation Plymouth Rock,” sending 5000 Marines on a “swing” through the towns south of Baghdad to pacify the natives pretty much in the same Christian spirit as marked the several centuries of genocidal slaughter that followed that inaugurating landing at Plymouth.

You’d think these guys would leave off the unfortunate Christian overtones in the choice of operation names, given the general and understandable Muslim sensitivity to echos of the Crusades. But no, in this administration’s deep, dark fantasies of global domination in “The American Century,” we are Apocalyptic Crusaders, God’s Christian Soldiers marching onward, scattering infidels right and left, driving them before us as we head resolutely toward the Last Days. If you’re only willing to listen, it’s not hard to hear. They want to strike the fear of God in their enemies. Run! Run! The Christians are coming! Bush’s America daily discovers itself to the Iraqis, with a vengeance.

The Chantelle Show

But, but, but just who is Chantelle? And what the hell is “The Chantelle Show”? And what can either possibly have to do with “The Discovery of America”?

Yes, these are reasonable questions, ones that have tantalized, troubled, provoked, aggravated, and even inspired me many a time during the last month and a half the opening, advertising graphic has sat atop whybother.org. If you’re one of the “lucky few” to have visited since it went up, perhaps you seen it once or twice and wondered. I, on the other hand, have stared and dwelled…. Yes, reasonable questions, but I’m not sure I can answer any one of them, or whether I’d even want to answer them, any more than I could or would answer the question “What is America”?

Some things elude not words, which, contrary to all old saws, are ever more than adequate to every occasion, but the experience itself, dumping one out stupefied, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, on the other side.

For example, Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, now more significant than Thanksgiving itself as a near-official measured ritual performance and assessment of America’s very soul, which these days parades forth under the star-spangled banner of “Consumer Confidence”. On Black Friday, we stream forth to the malls to buy, to buy, to buy, to buy, to buy, to buy, to shop ’til we drop. And then we return home to absorb media coverage of ourselves doing the same, celebrating every vicious, fearful, giddy emotion ever known to humankind refocused in an orgy of waste and excess.

The Chantelle Show

Where the hell do they even pile the shit they buy?

I was looking at some Black Friday frenzy pictures again today, fearful pictures from “The Heartland” of product-grasping, pasty-faced, tubby, twenty-something women — it’s one thing to “spread” a bit after forty, as do most of us; another to be a rolling mound of unappetizingly flabby flesh and hardly out of high school — waddling through Wal-Mart with shopping carts piled so high and wide who can see over or around them, moving forward toward checkout through force of some blind shopping instinct.

And I had a brief terrifying vision of millions of these bloated, breeding Red State porkers as just so many fat, white maggots gobbling down the cardboard-plastic-styrofoam product & packaging waste of $1 hour wage slave armies in China, only to shit it all out, mashed, broken, crumpled, and scratched in one continuous stream of sordid backyard garbage cans and trash piles all across America.

This, the sum and substance of Desire.

Kalachakra Sand Mandala
October 8, 2004

What I Really Said About Iraq

Was there ever any doubt that L. Paul Bremner III yet remained a true-blue, die-on-the-sword believer, sold on the grand old neo-con cause?

I think not, despite his strenuous defense of self and President in his New York Times Op-Ed piece What I Really Said About Iraq.

Nor do I think anyone’s especially now excited about whether in 20-20 hindsight Bremner was more right than the generals–those Rumsfeld and Company had left standing–back when this chaos was first let loose.

No, I seem to recall just the other day when the point was that Bremner got caught out speaking too openly a present truth about the state of things in Iraq. He was caught recognizing, accepting the reality that things are so bad that we had better start examining and re-examining all sorts of ideas, his among them, of what might have been done better.

The point remains, beyond anything Bremner has to say true blue, that precisely what Bremner did in speaking truth about Iraq, that public speaking of the truth is something this administration has steadfastly refused to do, and continues to refuse in seemingly ever more frightening absurdity.

They’re probably scared by it too, just thinking about what happens when the levee breaks.

I appreciate Paul Krugman’s column of the same day, Ignorance Isn’t Strength, as valiantly on point here. He pairs nicely with Bremner.

Odd how Krugman’s blatant Orwellianism is denied by the New York Times main page, which in a link declares Krugman’s title to be “Denying Reality”

….at least as I write this.

September 1, 2004

Skull & Bones A or Skull & Bones C

In an interview with Matt Lauer of the NBC News program “Today,” reportedly taped this Saturday, August 28, 2004, President George Christian Bush slipped.

It’s the first decent, honorable, reasonably truthful thing I can recall hearing the man say about the war, about the war in his name, “Christian Bush‘s War,” his “War on Terror”:

I don’t think you can win it. But I think you can create conditions so that those who use terror as a tool are less acceptable in parts of the world.

Immediately afterward, by all reports, Karl Rove took Little George out back to the shed behind the White House and gave him a whipping he’ll never forget.

Today, of course, Christian Bush is dutifully making busy retracting and attempting to qualify away those words, as the Kerry-Edwards campaign, in pure glee, attempts to nail him more firmly to the Jingoist Cross of American Optimism. According to Edwards,

After months of listening to the Republicans base their campaign on their singular ability to win the war on terror, the president now says we can’t win the war on terrorism. This is no time to declare defeat — it won’t be easy and it won’t be quick, but we have a comprehensive long-term plan to make America safer. And that’s a difference.

What’s that difference? Who’s the more manly? Who’s the more brave? Who’s the more blindly optimistic? Who’s fooling whom here?

As we begin our final election-year descent into the maelstrom of American cultural dysfunction, before we founder beneath the coming wave upon wave upon wave of proud, flag-flying, viciously oafish “Who’s Preventing Me From Being A Millionaire?” mass imbecility that is the American populace “making up its mind,” before we discover ourselves too much exhausted to speak in the face of all that is so unspeakable about the American people and the American media, we would do well to pause at this summit of the loftiest crag to consider the vertiginous achievement of our peculiar institutions:

Skull And Bones, Yale

How it is that in 2004, four years after an American electorate supposedly up in arms for “term limits for career politicians” were offered the stunning choice between the Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumber of hereditary politicians in Al Gore, Jr. and George “Dubya” Christian Bush, The (Not-Really) Second, we are offered this time the, if possible, even more mind-numbing choice between Skull & Bones A and Skull & Bones C in John Kerry (Yale ’66) and George Christian Bush (Yale ’68)?

What might be the odds of selecting two such candidates, if we, say, madly resolved to choose presidential candidates from the general population by qualification and achievement alone? What might be the odds, then, of choosing two such candidates who not only attended the same relatively small undergraduate college but also, within that, by any measure, tiny, tiny portion of the overall American population, belonged to the same miniscule not pool but puddle of some 45 “boys” inducted into the same senior society between 1966 and 1968?

I’m no believer in conspiracy theories. Skull & Bones is and ever has been too pathetic and obvious a rich and would-be rich boys’ self-indulgent exercise in drawn-out adolescent vanity to threaten “A New World Order” anywhere, anytime.

But, please, please, next time, could we possibly pick our presidential candidates from a narrower cultural gene pool?

Perhaps, the way things are going, we can look forward a couple decades hence to choosing the first female president of “The Greatest Democracy the World Has Ever Known” from amongst the spawn of the same womb. If only the Christian Bush twins can be brought to vie with each other to extend that dismal family’s dynasty. After all, they’re only fraternal twins. And that’s a difference.

No, I don’t need to be told that there is a difference in 2004. That for the clear and present danger its continuance in office presents to the environment, the economy, the market, even to the rich as well as to the poor, to the very status and prospects of Global Capitalism and the American Empire itself, the Christian Bush team of incompetent pork-barreling ideologues must be removed from Washington as soon as possible.

With this kind, Better late than never.

But as we go to the polls, thinking to use the vote to end the nightmare, we’d do well to open our eyes to the evidence right there before us on the ballot:

When the best this nation can do is to force a choice upon voters between two immeasurably privileged individuals, nay, men, who, children of privilege from generations beyond conception, in their early twenties, were identically “tapped” for the exact same ritual coffin, robes and Bones’ procession….

If that’s the best that’s offered us, we no more live free in a democratic system than do the peoples of those one-party, third-world autocracies we flatter ourselves to look down upon around the world.

Until We, The People, in that still dangerously revolutionary phrase of 1776, can bring ourselves to refuse the onion-layer sham that is the Quadrennial Two-party Electoral Pageant, truth, forthrightness and native honesty will always take a licking, even when they slip unexpectedly off the loose lips of less than responsible politicians.

Our managers know. Too much is at stake for that kind of talk to get around.

August 12, 2004

A few words about … vacuums!

Last week I got out of bed and into my car to shop for a vacuum cleaner in a semi-robotic, automatic, beam-me-up kind of way. Without first forming a central system for comparison, or reading any review, rating, records or consumer report to gauge the best machines, whether commercial, industrial, bagless, cordless, hepa, wet-dry, or for simplicity of repair, I chose a Bissell vacuum cleaner off the back of a truck from among a pool of Dirt Devil, Dyson, Electrolux, Eureka, Fantom, Hoover, Kenmore, Kirby, Miele, Oreck, Panasonic, Rainbow, Roomba, Royal, Shark, Sharp, and Tristar titles and packaging.

Stranger things have happened. I didn’t know what to make of the vacuum guy’s cover. He was parked, motor running, on a leaf-strewn lawn by an above ground swimming pool and had some robot-like female pumping pond stuff through hose and tube into a variety of canister, chamber, and storage bags. The whole contraption, topped by a rotary vane, he claimed was some kind of Gast pump coating machine, a sealer and sweeper for the pool-side tile. But of his assistant coater who wore only a bra, he said nothing.

Bissell Bissell in the Wild
Manufacturer’s Mug-Shot.        Bissell in Natural Habitat

But I was happy to get the vacuum cleaner nevertheless. And I did it all without touching a browser. A marvelous feat.

Interesting, though, to study the shifting sands of modern language (and vacuum manufacturer fortune) by examining what people in search of information about vacuums, in all their guises, entered into browsers the last two months:

Searches done in June 2004 Searches done in July 2004
Count Search Term Count Search Term
67412 vacuum 66853 vacuum
45458 vacuum cleaner 47365 vacuum cleaner
11000 kirby vacuum 11512 kirby vacuum
9764 vacuum pump 11032 vacuum pump
9695 rainbow vacuum 10613 rainbow vacuum
9123 dyson vacuum 9480 vacuum motor
8510 miele vacuum cleaner 9112 dyson vacuum
6438 hoover vacuum 6825 hoover vacuum
5840 central vacuum 6490 miele vacuum cleaner
5539 pool vacuum 5618 eureka vacuum
4998 eureka vacuum 5593 central vacuum
4954 vacuum cleaner bag 5072 vacuum cleaner bag
4666 vacuum tube 4700 vacuum tube
4195 shark vacuum 4644 pool vacuum
3693 vacuum bag 4373 shark vacuum
3549 central vacuum system 4142 central vacuum system
3462 coater vacuum 3776 vacuum bag
3165 vacuum forming machine 3570 hoover vacuum cleaners
3053 oreck vacuum 3308 kirby vacuum cleaners
3036 kirby vacuum cleaners 3105 oreck vacuum
2960 female vacuum pumping 3044 female vacuum pumping
2924 hoover vacuum cleaners 2906 vacuum forming machine
2688 rainbow vacuum cleaners 2872 vacuum repair
2662 dyson vacuum cleaners 2836 consumer report vacuum cleaners
2556 vacuum repair 2815 dyson vacuum cleaners
2462 vacuum cleaner rating 2799 coater vacuum
2426 vacuum cleaner review 2797 vacuum cleaner review
2315 eureka vacuum cleaners 2760 vacuum cleaner rating
2269 dyson vacuum cleaner 2561 rainbow vacuum cleaners
2227 consumer report vacuum cleaners 2462 eureka vacuum cleaners
2074 miele vacuum 2257 vacuum sealer
1993 vacuum sealer 2254 miele vacuum
1948 rainbow vacuum cleaner 2218 dyson vacuum cleaner
1903 coating machine vacuum 2091 electrolux vacuum
1879 shop vacuum 2073 rainbow vacuum cleaner
1813 electrolux vacuum 2032 vacuum cleaner part
1799 vacuum cleaner part 1967 vacuum forming
1795 vacuum forming 1863 vacuum review
1572 kirby vacuum cleaner 1768 dirt devil vacuum
1535 commercial vacuum cleaner 1742 kirby vacuum cleaner
1534 automatic vacuum 1717 vacuum system
1519 vacuum gauge 1650 vacuum gauge
1513 vacuum review 1613 consumer report vacuum
1471 vacuum system 1593 vacuum part
1467 hepa vacuum 1566 fantom vacuum
1463 dirt devil vacuum 1513 canister vacuum
1458 vacuum truck 1511 coating machine vacuum
1416 vacuum part 1470 best vacuum cleaners
1401 hoover vacuum part 1452 hoover vacuum part
1398 leaf vacuum 1445 hepa vacuum
1379 canister vacuum 1435 best vacuum cleaner
1322 fantom vacuum 1412 vacuum cleaner repair
1317 vacuum sealers 1412 vacuum sealers
1304 best vacuum cleaners 1385 oreck vacuum cleaners
1286 kirby vacuum bag 1354 best vacuum
1272 best vacuum cleaner 1350 panasonic vacuum
1265 cordless vacuum 1340 cordless vacuum
1230 panasonic vacuum 1314 kirby vacuum bag
1227 records.com vacuum 1299 shop vacuum
1224 best vacuum 1298 leaf vacuum
1211 swimming pool vacuum 1272 vacuum truck
1186 vacuum rating 1250 cleaners title vacuum
1162 oreck vacuum cleaners 1228 hoover vacuum cleaner
1136 vacuum cleaner repair 1199 vacuum rating
1126 industrial vacuum 1181 records.com vacuum
1121 pond vacuum 1143 royal vacuum
1092 automatic pool vacuum 1134 robot vacuum
1087 vacuum storage bag 1102 rotary vane vacuum pump
1060 hoover vacuum cleaner 1082 kenmore vacuum
1047 vacuum bra 1068 roomba vacuum
1038 consumer report vacuum 1063 commercial vacuum cleaner
1038 wet dry vacuum 1060 vacuum storage bag
1036 electrolux vacuum cleaners 1052 vacuum cleaner comparison
1022 commercial vacuum cleaners 1042 electrolux vacuum cleaners
1019 robot vacuum 992 commercial vacuum cleaners
1004 beam vacuum 974 panasonic vacuum cleaners
998 eureka vacuum cleaner 971 swimming pool vacuum
974 tristar vacuum 964 eureka vacuum cleaner
936 bagless vacuum 961 vacuum hose
927 cleaner tile vacuum 957 vacuum cleaner cover
927 vacuum hose 951 vacuum chamber
918 robotic vacuum 940 sharp vacuum
899 lawn vacuum 937 tristar vacuum
879 car vacuum 922 simplicity vacuum
875 eureka vacuum bag 916 beam vacuum
873 royal vacuum 911 wet dry vacuum
868 vacuum chamber 908 commercial vacuum
857 roomba vacuum 906 bissell vacuum
838 panasonic vacuum cleaners 898 eureka vacuum bag
817 above ground pool vacuum 854 industrial vacuum cleaner
815 kenmore vacuum 852 car vacuum
806 simplicity vacuum 822 pond vacuum
794 beam central vacuum 822 vacuum pumping
789 vacuum cleaner comparison 812 industrial vacuum
788 eureka vacuum part 806 robotic vacuum
785 vacuum packaging 800 vacuum packaging
782 industrial vacuum cleaners 800 vacuum sweeper
767 vacuum sweeper 796 vacuum bed
763 bissell vacuum 792 shark vacuum cleaner
757 gast vacuum pump 788 vacuum cleaners rating

You can draw your own conclusions, but I confess to being somewhat flattered and sucked in by the rise of “bissell vacuum” from next-to-last.

Here’s what they have to say about the product I bought:

BISSELL’S New Lift-Off® Deluxe Two-In-One Vacuum Adds Comfort and Convenience to Multipurpose Cleaning

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich., March 20, 2004 — Can comfort, convenience and class be used to describe a vacuum? According to BISSELL Homecare, Inc., the new Lift-Off Deluxe vacuum offers all three and more. It’s a two-in-one bagless vacuum with a fully functional detachable canister and features like a canister shoulder strap for truly comfortable and convenient multipurpose cleaning.

The latest in BISSELL’s Lift-Off® vacuum line, the Lift-Off Deluxe is a 12 amp upright vacuum with a detachable canister that “lifts off” from the base and functions as a separate vacuum without any loss of power. The machine includes standard Lift-Off features such as an Easy Empty™ Dirt Container and a 30-foot power cord, as well as five new features: on-board storage for the Turbobrush® tool; a filter clean/change indicator; a canister shoulder strap for added portable convenience; an upgraded bare floor tool; and an additional filter pack.

“The versatility of the sharply-designed Lift-Off Deluxe allows consumers to go from one cleaning job to another without switching vacuums,” said Jim Krzeminski, BISSELL’s senior vice president of product development, sales and marketing. “The feature enhancements add to the ease-of-use of this two-in-one solution for multipurpose vacuuming.”

The upright vacuum portion of the Lift-Off Deluxe includes BISSELL’s extra wide cleaning path with dual edge cleaning and an Ultra Soft™ Bumper to protect furniture and baseboards. Cleaning tools, including an on-board TurboBrush, a telescoping wand, deluxe stretch hose and a combination dusting brush/upholstery tool, allow for maximum cleaning reach when using either the upright vacuum or canister portion of the machine.

The machine includes a HEPA media filter that captures 99.9 percent of dust mites, pollen and ragweed. The vacuum’s rotating brushes lift out dirt from carpet and upholstery and can be turned off for bare floor cleaning.

The suggested retail price of the Lift-Off Deluxe is $229.99. It will be available at retailers nationwide in October 2004.

A 128-year-old company, Grand Rapids-based BISSELL Homecare, Inc. — pioneer of America’s early carpet sweeper — is an international manufacturer of home cleaning products, including sweepers, vacuums, deep cleaning machines and cleaning formulas sold at retail locations nationwide. The company, in its fourth generation of family leadership, is the seventh largest privately held company in the United States.

To tell the truth, I prefer to buy from a privately held company. At least a privately held company is not legally precluded from deciding to “do the right thing,” as are publicly held companies serving abstracted “shareholders” and “the market.”

For pure vacuum obsession, see Charlie Lester’s incredible “Things that go vrrrrrrooo in the Night” at www.1377731.com:

Vacuum Cleaner Obsession
Cyberspace Vacuum Cleaner Museum
The Linnell Collection
The Galaasen Vacuum Cleaner Collection

How Much Is Aunt Tillie’s Old Sweeper Worth?
Home for Wayward Vacuum Cleaners
Stan Kann

History of the Kirby 500 Series

The History of American Electrolux
Electrolux’s First: The Model V
Electrolux’s Second Cleaner: The Model XI
Electrolux LX Extravaganza
Electrolux Model AF Restoration
Electrolux Model R

Home for Wayward Vacuum Cleaners
The Airway 88 Mark-II
Charlie Gets a Wilfa
The Fairfax
The Eatonia
The Compact Model 1
A Pair of “Retro” Floor Polishers

The Great American Garage Clean-up!
The Great American Garage Clean-up – Part Two!

Some people just really don’t know how to Giggle at Google.

Did I say my new Bissell vacuum cleaner really sucks up dog and pet hair?

On the other hand, why bother?

July 28, 2004

A few words about…

The little words cavorting noticed one day that they were being herded into an ever-narrower column in the middle of the page. To the left and the right appeared flickering changing shapes. One day, a group of words noticed that the shapes seemed to shadow them hunter-chameleons changing, echoing, reaching. “George Christian Bush!” a group of words would shout, and the Republican National Committee would reach out a bony link. “Watch what you say!” another group would whisper, and Powells Books would suggest 1984. Soon they began to play with the shapes, to see what they could make them do. “Deep-sea divers report record loss on silly-putty sales under hurricane conditions.” “Writhing newts endanger terms of DVD sales agreement with Finland.” “House of Rising Sun declared winner of new housing start extravaganza with retrograde motion.” The shadows silently shadowed illuminating far corners of mercantile greed outposts of wishful thinking beckoning beckoning to the only intimate the words ever touched you their reader Come HERE No, HERE Psssst, HERE Hey Baby, over heeeeere… you are not whole you need something something else something to fill the lack c’mon open Door Number Three pleeeeeeeeeze me me me me ME!