October 12, 2004

The Chantelle Show:
The Discovery of America

The Chantelle Show: Photos of Chantelle and Jacques Derrida's Of Spirit Coming Columbus Day Indigenous People’s Day, October 12, 2004….

I’m not at all sure what or if it meant, the fortuitous discovery of that quarter deck of card-sized Chantelle photos in Derrida’s Of Spirit shortly after his death; less, what I might or might not have intended in sequestering them there almost a decade ago; even less, what last month moved me to photograph the photographs spread upon the back of Wilson leather, the classic black jacket, one of the happiest things I now own, long denied me by another’s image of who I was and ought to be, until I reached San Diego.

The Chantelle Show

Perhaps, it now occurs to me, it’s that there are so few publicly acknowledged paths upon which to grow older in America, other than buy and breed, breed and buy, and buy some more, that one might as well make advertisements for nothing at all from bits and pieces picked up here and there from one’s own peculiar wanderings. And show them to the void.

Perhaps I just like to tear and torture syntax…. (No doubt about that, really.)

In any event, the opening, advertising graphic has sat there deferring the promised “Discovery of America” for well over a month past Columbus Day, through Bush’s dismal reelection, and on past Thanksgiving, which we as an imperial nation celebrated appropriately with “Operation Plymouth Rock,” sending 5000 Marines on a “swing” through the towns south of Baghdad to pacify the natives pretty much in the same Christian spirit as marked the several centuries of genocidal slaughter that followed that inaugurating landing at Plymouth.

You’d think these guys would leave off the unfortunate Christian overtones in the choice of operation names, given the general and understandable Muslim sensitivity to echos of the Crusades. But no, in this administration’s deep, dark fantasies of global domination in “The American Century,” we are Apocalyptic Crusaders, God’s Christian Soldiers marching onward, scattering infidels right and left, driving them before us as we head resolutely toward the Last Days. If you’re only willing to listen, it’s not hard to hear. They want to strike the fear of God in their enemies. Run! Run! The Christians are coming! Bush’s America daily discovers itself to the Iraqis, with a vengeance.

The Chantelle Show

But, but, but just who is Chantelle? And what the hell is “The Chantelle Show”? And what can either possibly have to do with “The Discovery of America”?

Yes, these are reasonable questions, ones that have tantalized, troubled, provoked, aggravated, and even inspired me many a time during the last month and a half the opening, advertising graphic has sat atop whybother.org. If you’re one of the “lucky few” to have visited since it went up, perhaps you seen it once or twice and wondered. I, on the other hand, have stared and dwelled…. Yes, reasonable questions, but I’m not sure I can answer any one of them, or whether I’d even want to answer them, any more than I could or would answer the question “What is America”?

Some things elude not words, which, contrary to all old saws, are ever more than adequate to every occasion, but the experience itself, dumping one out stupefied, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, on the other side.

For example, Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, now more significant than Thanksgiving itself as a near-official measured ritual performance and assessment of America’s very soul, which these days parades forth under the star-spangled banner of “Consumer Confidence”. On Black Friday, we stream forth to the malls to buy, to buy, to buy, to buy, to buy, to buy, to shop ’til we drop. And then we return home to absorb media coverage of ourselves doing the same, celebrating every vicious, fearful, giddy emotion ever known to humankind refocused in an orgy of waste and excess.

The Chantelle Show

Where the hell do they even pile the shit they buy?

I was looking at some Black Friday frenzy pictures again today, fearful pictures from “The Heartland” of product-grasping, pasty-faced, tubby, twenty-something women — it’s one thing to “spread” a bit after forty, as do most of us; another to be a rolling mound of unappetizingly flabby flesh and hardly out of high school — waddling through Wal-Mart with shopping carts piled so high and wide who can see over or around them, moving forward toward checkout through force of some blind shopping instinct.

And I had a brief terrifying vision of millions of these bloated, breeding Red State porkers as just so many fat, white maggots gobbling down the cardboard-plastic-styrofoam product & packaging waste of $1 hour wage slave armies in China, only to shit it all out, mashed, broken, crumpled, and scratched in one continuous stream of sordid backyard garbage cans and trash piles all across America.

This, the sum and substance of Desire.

Kalachakra Sand Mandala
October 8, 2004

What I Really Said About Iraq

Was there ever any doubt that L. Paul Bremner III yet remained a true-blue, die-on-the-sword believer, sold on the grand old neo-con cause?

I think not, despite his strenuous defense of self and President in his New York Times Op-Ed piece What I Really Said About Iraq.

Nor do I think anyone’s especially now excited about whether in 20-20 hindsight Bremner was more right than the generals–those Rumsfeld and Company had left standing–back when this chaos was first let loose.

No, I seem to recall just the other day when the point was that Bremner got caught out speaking too openly a present truth about the state of things in Iraq. He was caught recognizing, accepting the reality that things are so bad that we had better start examining and re-examining all sorts of ideas, his among them, of what might have been done better.

The point remains, beyond anything Bremner has to say true blue, that precisely what Bremner did in speaking truth about Iraq, that public speaking of the truth is something this administration has steadfastly refused to do, and continues to refuse in seemingly ever more frightening absurdity.

They’re probably scared by it too, just thinking about what happens when the levee breaks.

I appreciate Paul Krugman’s column of the same day, Ignorance Isn’t Strength, as valiantly on point here. He pairs nicely with Bremner.

Odd how Krugman’s blatant Orwellianism is denied by the New York Times main page, which in a link declares Krugman’s title to be “Denying Reality”

….at least as I write this.

September 1, 2004

Skull & Bones A or Skull & Bones C

In an interview with Matt Lauer of the NBC News program “Today,” reportedly taped this Saturday, August 28, 2004, President George Christian Bush slipped.

It’s the first decent, honorable, reasonably truthful thing I can recall hearing the man say about the war, about the war in his name, “Christian Bush‘s War,” his “War on Terror”:

I don’t think you can win it. But I think you can create conditions so that those who use terror as a tool are less acceptable in parts of the world.

Immediately afterward, by all reports, Karl Rove took Little George out back to the shed behind the White House and gave him a whipping he’ll never forget.

Today, of course, Christian Bush is dutifully making busy retracting and attempting to qualify away those words, as the Kerry-Edwards campaign, in pure glee, attempts to nail him more firmly to the Jingoist Cross of American Optimism. According to Edwards,

After months of listening to the Republicans base their campaign on their singular ability to win the war on terror, the president now says we can’t win the war on terrorism. This is no time to declare defeat — it won’t be easy and it won’t be quick, but we have a comprehensive long-term plan to make America safer. And that’s a difference.

What’s that difference? Who’s the more manly? Who’s the more brave? Who’s the more blindly optimistic? Who’s fooling whom here?

As we begin our final election-year descent into the maelstrom of American cultural dysfunction, before we founder beneath the coming wave upon wave upon wave of proud, flag-flying, viciously oafish “Who’s Preventing Me From Being A Millionaire?” mass imbecility that is the American populace “making up its mind,” before we discover ourselves too much exhausted to speak in the face of all that is so unspeakable about the American people and the American media, we would do well to pause at this summit of the loftiest crag to consider the vertiginous achievement of our peculiar institutions:

Skull And Bones, Yale

How it is that in 2004, four years after an American electorate supposedly up in arms for “term limits for career politicians” were offered the stunning choice between the Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumber of hereditary politicians in Al Gore, Jr. and George “Dubya” Christian Bush, The (Not-Really) Second, we are offered this time the, if possible, even more mind-numbing choice between Skull & Bones A and Skull & Bones C in John Kerry (Yale ’66) and George Christian Bush (Yale ’68)?

What might be the odds of selecting two such candidates, if we, say, madly resolved to choose presidential candidates from the general population by qualification and achievement alone? What might be the odds, then, of choosing two such candidates who not only attended the same relatively small undergraduate college but also, within that, by any measure, tiny, tiny portion of the overall American population, belonged to the same miniscule not pool but puddle of some 45 “boys” inducted into the same senior society between 1966 and 1968?

I’m no believer in conspiracy theories. Skull & Bones is and ever has been too pathetic and obvious a rich and would-be rich boys’ self-indulgent exercise in drawn-out adolescent vanity to threaten “A New World Order” anywhere, anytime.

But, please, please, next time, could we possibly pick our presidential candidates from a narrower cultural gene pool?

Perhaps, the way things are going, we can look forward a couple decades hence to choosing the first female president of “The Greatest Democracy the World Has Ever Known” from amongst the spawn of the same womb. If only the Christian Bush twins can be brought to vie with each other to extend that dismal family’s dynasty. After all, they’re only fraternal twins. And that’s a difference.

No, I don’t need to be told that there is a difference in 2004. That for the clear and present danger its continuance in office presents to the environment, the economy, the market, even to the rich as well as to the poor, to the very status and prospects of Global Capitalism and the American Empire itself, the Christian Bush team of incompetent pork-barreling ideologues must be removed from Washington as soon as possible.

With this kind, Better late than never.

But as we go to the polls, thinking to use the vote to end the nightmare, we’d do well to open our eyes to the evidence right there before us on the ballot:

When the best this nation can do is to force a choice upon voters between two immeasurably privileged individuals, nay, men, who, children of privilege from generations beyond conception, in their early twenties, were identically “tapped” for the exact same ritual coffin, robes and Bones’ procession….

If that’s the best that’s offered us, we no more live free in a democratic system than do the peoples of those one-party, third-world autocracies we flatter ourselves to look down upon around the world.

Until We, The People, in that still dangerously revolutionary phrase of 1776, can bring ourselves to refuse the onion-layer sham that is the Quadrennial Two-party Electoral Pageant, truth, forthrightness and native honesty will always take a licking, even when they slip unexpectedly off the loose lips of less than responsible politicians.

Our managers know. Too much is at stake for that kind of talk to get around.

August 12, 2004

A few words about … vacuums!

Last week I got out of bed and into my car to shop for a vacuum cleaner in a semi-robotic, automatic, beam-me-up kind of way. Without first forming a central system for comparison, or reading any review, rating, records or consumer report to gauge the best machines, whether commercial, industrial, bagless, cordless, hepa, wet-dry, or for simplicity of repair, I chose a Bissell vacuum cleaner off the back of a truck from among a pool of Dirt Devil, Dyson, Electrolux, Eureka, Fantom, Hoover, Kenmore, Kirby, Miele, Oreck, Panasonic, Rainbow, Roomba, Royal, Shark, Sharp, and Tristar titles and packaging.

Stranger things have happened. I didn’t know what to make of the vacuum guy’s cover. He was parked, motor running, on a leaf-strewn lawn by an above ground swimming pool and had some robot-like female pumping pond stuff through hose and tube into a variety of canister, chamber, and storage bags. The whole contraption, topped by a rotary vane, he claimed was some kind of Gast pump coating machine, a sealer and sweeper for the pool-side tile. But of his assistant coater who wore only a bra, he said nothing.

Bissell Bissell in the Wild
Manufacturer’s Mug-Shot.        Bissell in Natural Habitat

But I was happy to get the vacuum cleaner nevertheless. And I did it all without touching a browser. A marvelous feat.

Interesting, though, to study the shifting sands of modern language (and vacuum manufacturer fortune) by examining what people in search of information about vacuums, in all their guises, entered into browsers the last two months:

Searches done in June 2004 Searches done in July 2004
Count Search Term Count Search Term
67412 vacuum 66853 vacuum
45458 vacuum cleaner 47365 vacuum cleaner
11000 kirby vacuum 11512 kirby vacuum
9764 vacuum pump 11032 vacuum pump
9695 rainbow vacuum 10613 rainbow vacuum
9123 dyson vacuum 9480 vacuum motor
8510 miele vacuum cleaner 9112 dyson vacuum
6438 hoover vacuum 6825 hoover vacuum
5840 central vacuum 6490 miele vacuum cleaner
5539 pool vacuum 5618 eureka vacuum
4998 eureka vacuum 5593 central vacuum
4954 vacuum cleaner bag 5072 vacuum cleaner bag
4666 vacuum tube 4700 vacuum tube
4195 shark vacuum 4644 pool vacuum
3693 vacuum bag 4373 shark vacuum
3549 central vacuum system 4142 central vacuum system
3462 coater vacuum 3776 vacuum bag
3165 vacuum forming machine 3570 hoover vacuum cleaners
3053 oreck vacuum 3308 kirby vacuum cleaners
3036 kirby vacuum cleaners 3105 oreck vacuum
2960 female vacuum pumping 3044 female vacuum pumping
2924 hoover vacuum cleaners 2906 vacuum forming machine
2688 rainbow vacuum cleaners 2872 vacuum repair
2662 dyson vacuum cleaners 2836 consumer report vacuum cleaners
2556 vacuum repair 2815 dyson vacuum cleaners
2462 vacuum cleaner rating 2799 coater vacuum
2426 vacuum cleaner review 2797 vacuum cleaner review
2315 eureka vacuum cleaners 2760 vacuum cleaner rating
2269 dyson vacuum cleaner 2561 rainbow vacuum cleaners
2227 consumer report vacuum cleaners 2462 eureka vacuum cleaners
2074 miele vacuum 2257 vacuum sealer
1993 vacuum sealer 2254 miele vacuum
1948 rainbow vacuum cleaner 2218 dyson vacuum cleaner
1903 coating machine vacuum 2091 electrolux vacuum
1879 shop vacuum 2073 rainbow vacuum cleaner
1813 electrolux vacuum 2032 vacuum cleaner part
1799 vacuum cleaner part 1967 vacuum forming
1795 vacuum forming 1863 vacuum review
1572 kirby vacuum cleaner 1768 dirt devil vacuum
1535 commercial vacuum cleaner 1742 kirby vacuum cleaner
1534 automatic vacuum 1717 vacuum system
1519 vacuum gauge 1650 vacuum gauge
1513 vacuum review 1613 consumer report vacuum
1471 vacuum system 1593 vacuum part
1467 hepa vacuum 1566 fantom vacuum
1463 dirt devil vacuum 1513 canister vacuum
1458 vacuum truck 1511 coating machine vacuum
1416 vacuum part 1470 best vacuum cleaners
1401 hoover vacuum part 1452 hoover vacuum part
1398 leaf vacuum 1445 hepa vacuum
1379 canister vacuum 1435 best vacuum cleaner
1322 fantom vacuum 1412 vacuum cleaner repair
1317 vacuum sealers 1412 vacuum sealers
1304 best vacuum cleaners 1385 oreck vacuum cleaners
1286 kirby vacuum bag 1354 best vacuum
1272 best vacuum cleaner 1350 panasonic vacuum
1265 cordless vacuum 1340 cordless vacuum
1230 panasonic vacuum 1314 kirby vacuum bag
1227 records.com vacuum 1299 shop vacuum
1224 best vacuum 1298 leaf vacuum
1211 swimming pool vacuum 1272 vacuum truck
1186 vacuum rating 1250 cleaners title vacuum
1162 oreck vacuum cleaners 1228 hoover vacuum cleaner
1136 vacuum cleaner repair 1199 vacuum rating
1126 industrial vacuum 1181 records.com vacuum
1121 pond vacuum 1143 royal vacuum
1092 automatic pool vacuum 1134 robot vacuum
1087 vacuum storage bag 1102 rotary vane vacuum pump
1060 hoover vacuum cleaner 1082 kenmore vacuum
1047 vacuum bra 1068 roomba vacuum
1038 consumer report vacuum 1063 commercial vacuum cleaner
1038 wet dry vacuum 1060 vacuum storage bag
1036 electrolux vacuum cleaners 1052 vacuum cleaner comparison
1022 commercial vacuum cleaners 1042 electrolux vacuum cleaners
1019 robot vacuum 992 commercial vacuum cleaners
1004 beam vacuum 974 panasonic vacuum cleaners
998 eureka vacuum cleaner 971 swimming pool vacuum
974 tristar vacuum 964 eureka vacuum cleaner
936 bagless vacuum 961 vacuum hose
927 cleaner tile vacuum 957 vacuum cleaner cover
927 vacuum hose 951 vacuum chamber
918 robotic vacuum 940 sharp vacuum
899 lawn vacuum 937 tristar vacuum
879 car vacuum 922 simplicity vacuum
875 eureka vacuum bag 916 beam vacuum
873 royal vacuum 911 wet dry vacuum
868 vacuum chamber 908 commercial vacuum
857 roomba vacuum 906 bissell vacuum
838 panasonic vacuum cleaners 898 eureka vacuum bag
817 above ground pool vacuum 854 industrial vacuum cleaner
815 kenmore vacuum 852 car vacuum
806 simplicity vacuum 822 pond vacuum
794 beam central vacuum 822 vacuum pumping
789 vacuum cleaner comparison 812 industrial vacuum
788 eureka vacuum part 806 robotic vacuum
785 vacuum packaging 800 vacuum packaging
782 industrial vacuum cleaners 800 vacuum sweeper
767 vacuum sweeper 796 vacuum bed
763 bissell vacuum 792 shark vacuum cleaner
757 gast vacuum pump 788 vacuum cleaners rating

You can draw your own conclusions, but I confess to being somewhat flattered and sucked in by the rise of “bissell vacuum” from next-to-last.

Here’s what they have to say about the product I bought:

BISSELL’S New Lift-Off® Deluxe Two-In-One Vacuum Adds Comfort and Convenience to Multipurpose Cleaning

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich., March 20, 2004 — Can comfort, convenience and class be used to describe a vacuum? According to BISSELL Homecare, Inc., the new Lift-Off Deluxe vacuum offers all three and more. It’s a two-in-one bagless vacuum with a fully functional detachable canister and features like a canister shoulder strap for truly comfortable and convenient multipurpose cleaning.

The latest in BISSELL’s Lift-Off® vacuum line, the Lift-Off Deluxe is a 12 amp upright vacuum with a detachable canister that “lifts off” from the base and functions as a separate vacuum without any loss of power. The machine includes standard Lift-Off features such as an Easy Empty™ Dirt Container and a 30-foot power cord, as well as five new features: on-board storage for the Turbobrush® tool; a filter clean/change indicator; a canister shoulder strap for added portable convenience; an upgraded bare floor tool; and an additional filter pack.

“The versatility of the sharply-designed Lift-Off Deluxe allows consumers to go from one cleaning job to another without switching vacuums,” said Jim Krzeminski, BISSELL’s senior vice president of product development, sales and marketing. “The feature enhancements add to the ease-of-use of this two-in-one solution for multipurpose vacuuming.”

The upright vacuum portion of the Lift-Off Deluxe includes BISSELL’s extra wide cleaning path with dual edge cleaning and an Ultra Soft™ Bumper to protect furniture and baseboards. Cleaning tools, including an on-board TurboBrush, a telescoping wand, deluxe stretch hose and a combination dusting brush/upholstery tool, allow for maximum cleaning reach when using either the upright vacuum or canister portion of the machine.

The machine includes a HEPA media filter that captures 99.9 percent of dust mites, pollen and ragweed. The vacuum’s rotating brushes lift out dirt from carpet and upholstery and can be turned off for bare floor cleaning.

The suggested retail price of the Lift-Off Deluxe is $229.99. It will be available at retailers nationwide in October 2004.

A 128-year-old company, Grand Rapids-based BISSELL Homecare, Inc. — pioneer of America’s early carpet sweeper — is an international manufacturer of home cleaning products, including sweepers, vacuums, deep cleaning machines and cleaning formulas sold at retail locations nationwide. The company, in its fourth generation of family leadership, is the seventh largest privately held company in the United States.

To tell the truth, I prefer to buy from a privately held company. At least a privately held company is not legally precluded from deciding to “do the right thing,” as are publicly held companies serving abstracted “shareholders” and “the market.”

For pure vacuum obsession, see Charlie Lester’s incredible “Things that go vrrrrrrooo in the Night” at www.1377731.com:

Vacuum Cleaner Obsession
Cyberspace Vacuum Cleaner Museum
The Linnell Collection
The Galaasen Vacuum Cleaner Collection

How Much Is Aunt Tillie’s Old Sweeper Worth?
Home for Wayward Vacuum Cleaners
Stan Kann

History of the Kirby 500 Series

The History of American Electrolux
Electrolux’s First: The Model V
Electrolux’s Second Cleaner: The Model XI
Electrolux LX Extravaganza
Electrolux Model AF Restoration
Electrolux Model R

Home for Wayward Vacuum Cleaners
The Airway 88 Mark-II
Charlie Gets a Wilfa
The Fairfax
The Eatonia
The Compact Model 1
A Pair of “Retro” Floor Polishers

The Great American Garage Clean-up!
The Great American Garage Clean-up – Part Two!

Some people just really don’t know how to Giggle at Google.

Did I say my new Bissell vacuum cleaner really sucks up dog and pet hair?

On the other hand, why bother?

July 28, 2004

A few words about…

The little words cavorting noticed one day that they were being herded into an ever-narrower column in the middle of the page. To the left and the right appeared flickering changing shapes. One day, a group of words noticed that the shapes seemed to shadow them hunter-chameleons changing, echoing, reaching. “George Christian Bush!” a group of words would shout, and the Republican National Committee would reach out a bony link. “Watch what you say!” another group would whisper, and Powells Books would suggest 1984. Soon they began to play with the shapes, to see what they could make them do. “Deep-sea divers report record loss on silly-putty sales under hurricane conditions.” “Writhing newts endanger terms of DVD sales agreement with Finland.” “House of Rising Sun declared winner of new housing start extravaganza with retrograde motion.” The shadows silently shadowed illuminating far corners of mercantile greed outposts of wishful thinking beckoning beckoning to the only intimate the words ever touched you their reader Come HERE No, HERE Psssst, HERE Hey Baby, over heeeeere… you are not whole you need something something else something to fill the lack c’mon open Door Number Three pleeeeeeeeeze me me me me ME!
June 23, 2004

War Crime Planning

On May 6, 2002, the Christian Bush administration announced the withdrawal of the United States from the International Criminal Court Treaty and claimed exemption from the jurisdiction of the permanent war crimes tribunal that the International Criminal Court Treaty established on July 1, 2002.

At the time, little was made of this decision outside human rights circles. The Christian Bush administration had already withdrawn from so many international treaties and commitments that one more seemed unremarkable, at least to the American media. And, after all, as the Christian Bush administration repeatedly pointed out, even the Clinton administration, in signing the treaty, had found aspects of the International Criminal Court’s proposed authority troubling.

But as we now know, the Christian Bush administration’s withdrawal from the International Criminal Court Treaty in May 2002 was only the tip of an iceberg, the only then visible piece of an extensive internal, on-going effort to reinterpret in secret the Geneva Conventions, U.S. law, Presidential authority, and even the meaning of the word “torture” itself.

The string of Justice Department memos and letters, now public, dating from Jan 22, 2002, through August 1, 2002, read like the prep-work of a criminal defense team, undertaken on the behalf of clients who not only have committed heinous crimes against humanity but are resolutely planning to perpetrate more.

We also now know of Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld’s own ensuing Defense Department memos from the first half of 2003 variously authorizing and, at times, more cautiously rescinding euphemistically “harsher interrogation techniques” for those in Afghanistan, Iraq, Guantanamo and, indeed, across the globe designated to be beyond the reach of the Geneva Conventions by George Christian Bush‘s signed Presidential Memorandum of February 7, 2002, which formally accepted the bulk of the Justice Department’s arguments. [1]

It is in this context that Rumsfeld’s May 6, 2002 remarks on the U.S. withdrawal from the International Criminal Court Treaty deserve to be revisited.

Rather than words of principle, spoken forthrightly on behalf of a nation and its common soldiers called to the noble duty of “contributing to a more peaceful and stable world,” do these not now read like the words of a troubled, defensive man steeped in the guilty knowledge of acts he and his president had authorized and a future of such acts he and his president had every intention to continue authorizing that, should they ever see the clear light of day, all the civilized world would regard as war crimes?

To be fair, I quote Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld’s statement in its entirety from the official web site of The United States Mission to the European Union:

Earlier today, this administration announced the president’s decision to formally notify the United Nations that the United States will not become a party to International Criminal Court treaty. The U.S. declaration, which was delivered to the secretary-general this morning, effectively reverses the previous U.S. government decision to become a signatory.

The ICC’s entry into force on July 1st means that our men and women in uniform — as well as current and future U.S. officials — could be at risk of prosecution by the ICC. We want to make clear that the United States rejects the purported jurisdictional claims of the ICC — and the United States will regard as illegitimate any attempt by the court, or state parties to the treaty, to assert the ICC’s jurisdiction over American citizens.

The United States has a number of serious objections to the ICC — among them, the lack of adequate checks and balances on powers of the ICC prosecutor and judges; the dilution of the U.N. Security Council’s authority over international criminal prosecutions; and the lack of any effective mechanism to prevent politicized prosecutions of American service members and officials.

These flaws would be of concern at any time, but they are particularly troubling in the midst of a difficult, dangerous war on terrorism. There is the risk that the ICC could attempt to assert jurisdiction over U.S. service members, as well as civilians, involved in counter-terrorist and other military operations — something we cannot allow.

Notwithstanding these objections to the treaty, the United States respects the decision of those nations that have chosen to join the ICC. But they, in turn, will need to respect our decision not to join the ICC or to place our citizens under the jurisdiction of the court.

Unfortunately, the ICC will not respect the U.S. decision to stay out of the treaty. To the contrary, the ICC provisions claim the authority to detain and try American citizens-U.S. soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines, as well as current and future officials — even though the United States has not given its consent to be bound by the treaty. When the ICC treaty enters into force this summer, U.S. citizens will be exposed to the risk of prosecution by a court that is unaccountable to the American people, and that has no obligation to respect the constitutional rights of our citizens. The United States understandably finds that troubling and unacceptable.

Clearly the existence of an International Criminal Court, which attempts to claim jurisdiction over our men and women in uniform stationed around the world, will necessarily complicate U.S. military cooperation with countries that are parties to the ICC treaty — because those countries may now incur a treaty obligation to hand over U.S. nationals to the court, even over U.S. objections. The United States would consider any such action to be illegitimate.

We obviously intend to avoid such actions. Fortunately there maybe mechanisms within the treaty by which we can work bilaterally with friends and allies, to the extent they are willing, to prevent the jurisdiction of the treaty and thus avoid complications in our military cooperation. Obviously, countries that have not ratified the treaty would be under no such obligation to cooperate with the court.

By putting U.S. men and women in uniform at risk of politicized prosecutions, the ICC could well create a powerful disincentive for U.S. military engagement in the world. If so, it could be a recipe for isolationism-something that would be unfortunate for the world, given that our country is committed to engagement in the world and to contributing to a more peaceful and stable world.

For a strong deterrent, it is critical that the U.S. be leaning forward, not back. We must be ready to defend our people, our interests, and our way of life. We have an obligation to protect our men and women in uniform from this court and to preserve America’s ability to remain engaged in the world. And we intend to do so. [2]

How can we now avoid reading these words as intending something quite other than the protection of average “men and women in uniform” and the American “way of life” itself from international America-hating political opportunists?

How can we now avoid reading these words, and the withdrawal from the International Criminal Court Treaty they defend, as just so much more evidence of the existence of a broad, high-level Christian Bush administration conspiracy — there is no other, better word for criminal activities planned in secret — to evade personal accountability for war crimes authorized and committed in pursuit of its avowedly endless “War on Terror”?

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[1]  Washington Post, “Christian Bush Administration Documents on Interrogation,” (June 23, 2004)
[2]  The United States Mission to the European Union, “Rumsfeld, Bolton, And Powell on International Criminal Court”

June 22, 2004

Forgotten Opera, 2004

Pepe Le Peu and Penelope Low and behold, this nice young man looked like Kevin Spacey, was dressed as a Roman Guard from Jesus Christ Superstar, and had PEPE LE PEU tattooed on his ass. Such synchronicity! “Think Pacific Heights meets Burning Man meets the Castro. Imagine dancing in a 25,000 square foot warehouse space decked out in opera sets and props, and seeing a professional opera diva appear in the distance to belt out house remixed aria by Gavin Hardkiss followed by the operetta from The Fifth Element. The Forgotten was an incredible resurgence of the bohemian scene in San Francisco on a huge scale.” — From Ggreg Taylor’s Forgotten Opera
June 21, 2004

North Garbage – South Garbage

 
Younger and thinner then, older and lazier now,
I’ve told this story before, but set in Baja, San Quintin.

If you don’t know where it’s set this time, I won’t tell you.
No one needs to see more people here.

www.Co-Dog.com: The dog knows the way better than I do.
The old dog knows the way better than I do.

www.Co-Dog.com: The only way down. www.Co-Dog.com: Surfers do it with boards.
The only way down. Surfers do it with boards.

www.Co-Dog.com: M follows the dog, with the yuppie ball flinger and my sandals.
M follows the dog, with the yuppie ball flinger and my sandals.

Once there, I’m really only permitted one kind of picture.
www.Co-Dog.com: Once there, I'm really only permitted one kind of picture.

www.Co-Dog.com: Sunset Cliffs, San Diego, near North Garbage/South Garbage

www.Co-Dog.com: Sunset Cliffs, San Diego, near North Garbage/South Garbage

www.Co-Dog.com: Sunset Cliffs, San Diego, near North Garbage/South Garbage

www.Co-Dog.com: I cheat and sneak a shot of a tiny crab in a tide pool.
I cheat and sneak a shot of a tiny crab in a tide pool.

www.Co-Dog.com: Surfers leave their dogs to wait on the beach while they're surfing.
Surfers leave their dogs to wait on the beach while they’re surfing.

www.Co-Dog.com: Vanity
Vanity

www.Co-Dog.com: The indignity of being an old dog #1. www.Co-Dog.com: The indignity of being an old dog #2.
The indignity of being an old dog.


June 10, 2004

Good Christian Bush

Today, at the conclusion of the G-8 summit conference at Sea Island, Georgia, the world witnessed the morally disheartening spectacle of a President of The United States of America, George W. Christian Bush, himself a professed Born-Again Christian, unable or unwilling to bring himself to condemn the use of torture as an interrogation technique.

Three times he was asked, each time in a distinct and different way in case he misunderstood, each time with a different opportunity to frame an answer, simple or complex, for the American people.

There can be no doubt he understood. Three times he denied the moral weight of the issue:

QUESTION: Mr. President, the Justice Department issued an advisory opinion last year declaring that, as commander in chief, you have the authority to order any kind of interrogation techniques that are necessary to pursue the war on terror. Were you aware of this advisory opinion? Do you agree with it? And did you issue any such authorization at any time?

BUSH: The authorization I issued was that anything we did would conform to U.S. law and would be consistent with international treaty obligations. That’s the message I gave our people.

QUESTION: Have you seen the memos?

BUSH: I can’t remember if I’ve seen the memo or not, but I gave those instructions.

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QUESTION: Returning to the question of torture, if you knew a person was in U.S. custody and had specific information about an imminent terrorist attack that could kill hundreds or even thousands of Americans, would you authorize the use of any means necessary to get that information and to save those lives?

BUSH: What I’ve authorized is that we stay within U.S. law.

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QUESTION: Mr. President, I wanted to return to the question of torture. What we’ve learned from these memos this week is that the Department of Justice lawyers and the Pentagon lawyers have essentially worked out a way that U.S. officials can torture detainees without running afoul of the law.

So when you say that you want the U.S. to adhere to international and U.S. laws, that’s not very comforting. This is a moral question: Is torture ever justified?

BUSH: Look, I’m going to say it one more time. Maybe I can be more clear. The instructions went out to our people to adhere to law. That ought to comfort you.

We’re a nation of law. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at these laws. And that might provide comfort for you. And those were the instructions from me to the government. [1]

Are these answers tokens of the kind of moral vision and political leadership the American people and indeed the world have every right to expect of a President of The United States of America?

It’s hard to avoid hearing instead the kind of obvious legalese weasel words moviegoers expect a mob boss to recite on the advice of counsel, when caught by reporters descending the County Courthouse steps.

The world has heard and understood. But, politics aside, have Christian Bush‘s diehard supporters heard?

Have not especially President Christian Bush‘s many Born-Again Christian supporters the moral obligation, the Christian duty before God, to seek genuine and full clarification of his views and feelings on this issue?

And should they fail to receive such clarification, should they recieve only more of the same legalistic evasions of moral responsibility from Christian Bush himself, or from his subordinants on his behalf, have not each and every one of them the Christian moral duty before God and conscience do their best to turn this weak man out of office, out of that August Office which, today, he has so publicly disgraced?

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[1]  Washington Post, “Transcript: Christian Bush Holds Post-G-8 Summit,” (June 10, 2004)